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All I want to know is, after being neatly and quietly stored, why the garden hose (or extension cord or Christmas lights) always get tangled. And don't say "torque". That's how. I want to know WHY. WHYYY!!
1 posted on 04/29/2002 6:51:57 PM PDT by lds23
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To: lds23; Orual; aculeus; Romulus; Askel5; Poohbah
"As I read this, I kept thinking: 'How hard can it be to prove that this paper is incontrovertibly wrong?'" he said. "But it is hard. Not because his ideas are right. They're not. But because he's created a self-consistent system of arguments."

Great post.

Chesterton says it all about arguing with madmen, but the passage eludes me. Anyone?

2 posted on 04/29/2002 7:01:13 PM PDT by dighton
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To: AfellowInPhoenix; Alamo-Girl; AndrewC; Aric2000; BikerNYC; blam; BMCDA; boris...
"It shows how easy it is to slip from healthy, even necessary, conviction into certainty and delusion..."

Well that certainly would describe me these days. LOL! As far as the incidents mentioned within this article having any connection with the X-Files, I cannot comment at this time. ;)

3 posted on 04/29/2002 7:05:32 PM PDT by Scully
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To: Physicist; ThinkPlease; Gordian Blade; RadioAstronomer; PatrickHenry; VadeRetro; Scully...
must read crank-report ping and bttt
4 posted on 04/29/2002 7:11:24 PM PDT by longshadow
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To: lds23
Cool post.

There is a guy in Texas with a machine that generates energy from a certain combination of magnets. No power is needed. He has solved the energy problem. Above his work bench hovers a flying saucer he made. It just hovers, and hovers, and hovers. I know that people that have seen his energy device. It scared them.

Since everything is connected, when I type on my keyboard I sometimes knock a sufer off his surf board on the coast of Australia.

People don't age. Everything around them gets younger.

Hey, this is fun.......

12 posted on 04/29/2002 7:47:12 PM PDT by isthisnickcool
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To: lds23
Physicist Rich Muller tries to save every crank missive he receives.

Figures. Check out his web page:

http://muller.lbl.gov/

Did you know chocolate chip cookies contain, by weight, five times the energy of TNT? Muller is also interested in glacial cycles,The Search for Nemesis,Al Qaeda's Anthrax and the Sins of Jesus. Don't miss "Physics for future Presidents", the chapter on explosives is very good.

14 posted on 04/29/2002 7:56:23 PM PDT by LarryLied
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To: lds23
crank theorists? LOL

did the unabomber run a meth lab? how the hell did he support himself?... a book bomb of the month club aint a real moneymaker ... ask OpraH

parallel universes ... that explains where my car keys go from time to time
16 posted on 04/29/2002 7:57:01 PM PDT by NormsRevenge
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To: lds23
I've invented a working model of a time machine, and if I could ever get the US government to allow the patent, I could raise investment funds to add different travel rates. Right now it only has one setting -- advancing 86400 seconds per day.
18 posted on 04/29/2002 8:20:27 PM PDT by jlogajan
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To: lds23
Enjoyable read. Thanks for posting it.

I had a feeling once about Mathematics - that I saw it all. Depth beyond depth was revealed to me - the Byss and Abyss. I saw - as one might see the transit of Venus or even the Lord Mayor's Show - a quantity passing through infinity and changing its sign from plus to minus. I saw exactly why it happened and why the tergiversation was inevitable but it was after dinner and I let it go. Churchill, Sir Winston Spencer

20 posted on 04/29/2002 8:29:27 PM PDT by My back yard
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To: lds23
I used to be a connoissuer of crank physics theories. My main internet hangout before I discovered FreeRepublic was alt.sci.physics.new-theories on usenet.

The challenge was not in debunking the theories, but in distinguishing between, as they say, "those who strain at the oars to reach Kook Island, and those who arrive by magic carpet with no idea they've made the voyage."

21 posted on 04/29/2002 8:29:56 PM PDT by Physicist
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To: lds23
But because he's created a self-consistent system of arguments."

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...known in psychiatry as a frame of reference or a closed system of self-referencing hypostizition. It's oneof of the basis's of liberalism and much religion.

23 posted on 04/29/2002 8:51:05 PM PDT by RLK
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To: lds23
All I want to know is, after being neatly and quietly stored, why the garden hose (or extension cord or Christmas lights) always get tangled. And don't say "torque". That's how. I want to know WHY. WHYYY!!

Because you fail to give every loop you add to the growing handful of loops a sufficient twist.
26 posted on 04/29/2002 10:02:54 PM PDT by aruanan
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To: lds23
Maybe you were too quiet. I had the same problem with my telephone cord until I started screaming into the receiver.
27 posted on 04/29/2002 10:22:19 PM PDT by apochromat
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To: medved
"It shows how easy it is to slip from healthy, even necessary, conviction into certainty and delusion."

Ted, this Bud's for you.

30 posted on 04/30/2002 2:22:12 AM PDT by Junior
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To: lds23
All Your Sunshine Ray Are Belong to Us.
37 posted on 04/30/2002 6:53:30 AM PDT by boris
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To: VadeRetro;PatrickHenry;longshadow
Arguments crescendoed to uppercase type. Words, boxed and colored, squeezed together on the page like castaways on a homemade raft.

Does this sound like anyone we know?

38 posted on 04/30/2002 7:02:17 AM PDT by Junior
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To: lds23, Nick Danger
Admit it! I was pinged to this thread because of my theory that the earth doesn't just look smaller from a distance, but that it actually shrinks in the observers private universe! You laugh now, but when I win the Pulitzer for my Nobel Prize acceptance speech, you'll brag that you knew me when! BWAHAHAHAHAHH!!!!!
41 posted on 04/30/2002 7:14:18 AM PDT by Harrison Bergeron
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71 posted on 04/30/2002 6:32:00 PM PDT by Bob J
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Enjoy!
78 posted on 04/30/2002 8:48:03 PM PDT by Travis McGee
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