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I'm on a roll lately.
1 posted on 04/23/2002 6:35:20 AM PDT by Lazamataz
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To: RaceBannon; Registered; dennisw; veronica; Sabramerican; Thinkin' Gal
Well, this is one possible solution.....
2 posted on 04/23/2002 6:36:36 AM PDT by Lazamataz
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Too phunny. Even the Eurotrash will finally love Israel. This is cracking me uppp!!!
3 posted on 04/23/2002 6:36:51 AM PDT by goldstategop
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To: M. Thatcher; eddie willers; real saxophonist; dead; Sir Gawain
WHOOP dere it is... WHOOP dere it is...
4 posted on 04/23/2002 6:37:30 AM PDT by Lazamataz
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Though clearly non-PC, this is truly funny. :-)
5 posted on 04/23/2002 6:38:40 AM PDT by Hail Caesar
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To: Travis McGee; Squantos; Poohbah; harpseal
Mudsucking Grunt Bump.
6 posted on 04/23/2002 6:39:31 AM PDT by Lazamataz
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To: CHICAGOFARMER;TheRightGuy;usconservative;GRRRRR;Redwing9;spintreebob;Chicagolady
Chicago Bump
7 posted on 04/23/2002 6:41:04 AM PDT by Lazamataz
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Chicago Bump
8 posted on 04/23/2002 6:43:46 AM PDT by Lazamataz
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Does this mean the gay Jews will have to convert, too? - oy vey, indeed... ;-)
9 posted on 04/23/2002 6:43:52 AM PDT by Hail Caesar
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2asisters.org bump!
11 posted on 04/23/2002 6:44:37 AM PDT by Lazamataz
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To: Stand Watch Listen; HAL9000; LJLucido; patton; Interesting Times; Jethro Tull
This is *one* possible solution to the Mid East crisis...
13 posted on 04/23/2002 6:46:37 AM PDT by Lazamataz
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Talk about "thinking outside the box." What an idea!!

Will this mean that the inhabitants of the US no longer have to fear the terrorists?

15 posted on 04/23/2002 6:47:53 AM PDT by syriacus
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To: abundy; Lancey Howard; Lancey Howard; Standing Wolf; NotJustAnotherPrettyFace; Southack
Desperate times call for desperate measures
16 posted on 04/23/2002 6:47:57 AM PDT by Lazamataz
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Thinking-outside-the-box bump.
17 posted on 04/23/2002 6:50:27 AM PDT by Lazamataz
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"Oy vey," lamented one unidentified man. "Now I should no longer atone for my sins once a year on Yom Kippur, but instead I should go to this 'confession' every week? Sounds like I am paying retail."

Oy vey! Now THAT is funny!!

18 posted on 04/23/2002 6:50:31 AM PDT by SuziQ
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This is a joke, but Theodor Herzel, the father of secular Zionism, actually considered mass conversion of Jews to Christianity in order to get more widespread support for a "Jewish" homeland.

Years ago, somebody from the "Neturei Karta" (those wascally wabbis who always show up at anti-Israel demonstrations) told me this factoid. I didn't believe it, so he told me to go look it up in "any Zionist textbook."

"Founder of political Zionism. Born in Budapest, his education was German with little Jewish influence. He became a correspondent and later editor of the "Neue Freie Presse" in Vienna. For a while he toyed with the idea of converting and felt that mass conversion might solve the problem of anti-Semitism."

I'm not making this up.

19 posted on 04/23/2002 6:51:12 AM PDT by Alouette
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The only possible solution that I can see....
20 posted on 04/23/2002 6:51:15 AM PDT by Lazamataz
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So what you're saying is the Israelis will only be molesting the Palestinian teenage boys that throw rocks?
23 posted on 04/23/2002 6:52:53 AM PDT by Registered
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you gotta put a few more pounds on that new 'Israeli' cardinal there, though......
26 posted on 04/23/2002 6:54:38 AM PDT by AmericanInTokyo
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To: Rodney King; ironman; IronJack; IowaHawk; firehat
The only way out of this crisis is capitulation.
27 posted on 04/23/2002 6:55:13 AM PDT by Lazamataz
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To: Archie Bunker on steroids; PatrioticAmerican; SLB; Trueblackman; STD; holdonnow; Doclim
There are solutions to every problem....
29 posted on 04/23/2002 6:58:37 AM PDT by Lazamataz
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