Please 'Delete', Remove, Nullify, this In-active member

3/27/02 | Deleted

[a6intruder]

"I'll take cross-eyed lesbian biker dwarves from New Hampshire for $200.00, Alex."

[vetvetdoug]

A deer with no eyes= No Eye-Deer
A deer with no eyes and legs= Still No eye deer
A deer with no eyes, legs and penis= Still no f%%kI$$ eye deer

Not to be confused with Bob

[riley1992]

I am not worthy!!

Of course you are, sweetheart. Get me a beer.

[TomServo]

Of course you are, sweetheart. Get me a beer.

Sure thing honey-buns. Which outfit you want me to wear?

Mrs. Beasley or Oooh-la-la?

[Chad Fairbanks]

And then, of course, there was the poor guy with no arms and no legs who is STILL sitting outside my door. His name, of course, is Matt...

But speaking of armless, legless water skiing, I remember a touching romantic story I once heard...

There was this guy walking along the beach when he happened upon, a young woman sitting on the beach crying... So, being the compassionate guy that he was, he asked her, "Why are you crying? Are you ok?". "No," she repies, "can't you see I don't have any arms or legs? I've never even been hugged..." and she cries some more. So, he picks her up and holds her close, enfolding her close to his chest giving her a great big hug. As she's in his arms, she whispers, "I've never been kissed, either." so, he cups her chin in his hand and kisses her gently... When he stops, she looks at him and says, "Well, you know, I've never been f**** either..."...

So, he threw her in the ocean and said, "Well, NOW you're f****!!!!"...

tee hee... ;0)

[Chad Fairbanks]

Leave my sister outta this, Mr...

[Fifth Business]

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[riley1992]

Definitely the Oooh-la-la and make sure you pull that Guinness slooooowly, sugar. Thanks, you're a peach.

[christine]

...you can check out any time you want, but you can never leave...

"welcome to the hotel freeperfornia" (hehehe)

[irishtenor]

Bill is in the mail. Doug is in a hole. Filbert is up a tree. Mike is at the podium. Jack is in the trunk. John is in the bathroom. ETC. What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, he ain't going to come, anyway. What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

[DB]

Speaking of sisters, no one has mentioned the sister and moose thing yet. Cheese, yes. Moose and sister thing, no. What's the deal???

[Brad C.]

You of course know what is Irish and sits around the yard all day?

Patty O'Furniture

[irishtenor]

What's green, 4 miles long, and has an IQ of 57? A St. Patrick's day parade.

[Guenevere]

Poor guy, he just wants to leave.

Let him leave with respect & dignity!

Unless I'm mistaken, there is no clear instruction for opting out of this forum.....so that's why he posted this thread, I'm sure.

[Brad C.]

Surely, after all the tearful departures and opuses that have been written, some one, some where has developed a form or a procedure to allow for a graceful departure into what ever realm the traveler is headed. Then again, such a depature would probably take the approval of a higher authority.

[AppyPappy]

Here's an idea. Just leave.

[2Trievers]

Heh heh ... Too sexy for her rocker

[Guenevere]

OK, how does one .....leave.

Logging off does not delete one from the Forum.
The 'posting member' is still viable, and can still receive FReepmail, and Pings.

I am seriously asking this question........maybe it's so obvious I will feel stupid when you all provide the answer.

[AppyPappy]

You just.....leave.

For instance, I am a member at TownHall. But I don't go there anymore. Problem solved. They don't need to do anything.

[Brad C.]

That would work for me, but I like it here.

Or were you, um, suggesting, um, that I, (gulp) leave. Say it ain't true!