Posted on 01/10/2002 1:16:28 PM PST by GeneD
Bwa - Ha - Ha!
That is just perfect. Imagine those harem hounds crawling before a bunch of fat Dykes!
Convicted terrorists are not good enough to go to regular prisons. Our common criminals should not have to share space with this kind of scum.
We need to build a large prison with scalability (lots of land to build more wings, if necessary). These will be "low maintenance" prisons.
Simply build out 3x5 foot cells with a wooden bench, a blanket, a toilet and a copy of the Koran (we are a humane society, after all). Oh yeah, and put a small drain in the corner of the cell. I'll explain that later. No TVs or radios. No other books.
The prisoners, of course, will never leave these cells for the rest of their natural lives. No recreation. They have a 3x5 foot cell so they can jog in place and do pushups for exercise. (If they are over 5 feet tall, they will need to do pushups diagonally across the cell.)
Showers are once a week, whether they need them or not. Showers will go like this. The prison guard will walk down the cellblock with a firehose, spraying down each and every inmate. The water will run down the small drain I mentioned before.
Food will be shoved through a slot three times a day. At least one meal will have pork in it. The inmates don't have to eat it if their religion forbids it. But no substitutes. Take it or leave it.
The entire prison staff will be made up of women. If the inmates don't like it, too bad.
The inmates will be treated humanely. A nurse (of the Janet Reno or Nurse Ratchet type) will provide medical treatment as necessary. No torture. No Britney Spears music. Just long hours of boredom and reading the Koran.
Oh yeah, did I say that the Korans will be printed in English?
Print them in Hebrew
Try them, convict them, execute them post haste, burn their bodies, send their ashes to the nearest consulate of their country of origin.
Me too!
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