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START DRINKING HEAVILY!
CAS
| Sept. 23, 2001
| Unknown
Posted on 09/24/2001 4:28:05 AM PDT by jslade
If you bought $1000 worth of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.
If you bought $1000 worth of Budweiser (the beer, not the stock) one year ago, drank all the beer, and traded in the cans for the nickel deposit, you would have $79.
My advice to you is to start drinking heavily
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posted on
09/24/2001 4:28:05 AM PDT
by
jslade
To: jslade
I'll drink to that!! Hic!!
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posted on
09/24/2001 4:32:27 AM PDT
by
Brownie74
To: jslade
3
posted on
09/24/2001 4:45:59 AM PDT
by
Dan Day
To: Dan Day, jslade
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posted on
09/24/2001 4:49:36 AM PDT
by
jjbrouwer
To: jslade
What do you mean, Start?
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posted on
09/24/2001 4:55:02 AM PDT
by
leadpenny
To: jslade
bump
To: jslade
BURP!
To: jslade
I can't be a heavy drinker...I drink light beer!
Comment #9 Removed by Moderator
To: jslade
To: jslade
If you bought $1000 worth of Budweiser (the beer, not the stock) one year ago, drank all the beer, and traded in the cans for the nickel deposit, you would have $79.
You mean we have to drink that crap?
To: jslade
To: jslade
"My advice to you is to start drinking heavily" Reprinted, without attribution, from Animal House.
Just to keep the record straight.
--Boris
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posted on
09/24/2001 8:07:17 AM PDT
by
boris
To: Dan Day
Bump! Thanks Dan for another funny post!
To: boris
See reply #4...
To: jslade
As W.C. Fields once said, "A man has to believe in something... and I believe I'll have a drink!"
To: ravingnutter
I can't be a heavy drinker...I drink light beer! That just means you have to drink twice as much.
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posted on
09/24/2001 11:45:59 AM PDT
by
Dan Day
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