Putin fell down stairs, soiled himself as speculation over health grows: report

news.com.au ^ | December 3, 2022 | Will Stewart

[Pilgrim's Progress]

This article is factually fake, but can I keep calling Vlad “Ole’Poopie Poot?”

[x]

Yes, and Catherine the Great was crushed to death by a horse.

Trust nothing coming out of that part of the world.

Or this part of the world when it comes down to it.

[clintonh8r]

Ha! The Big Guy can fall UP the status. Take that, Ivan!

[CatHerd]

Lol! At least. Also, he apparently has about 237 horrible diseases and counting. I want to know what vitamins he’s taking to survive all this.

[aMorePerfectUnion]

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It has come to our attention that many 
Zeepers are suffering severe dehydration from all the 
continual pissing and moaning they've experienced lately. 

These are difficult days, trying to keep the official narrative
going forward, despite the facts. And often, the daily supply
of Daily Mail propaganda we provide for distribution is not
enough to keep your spirits up. We understand!
 
Please make an effort to keep yourself hydrated by drinking half 
your body weight in ounces of water dailyand consider an 
electrolyte drink each day. 

Mr. Soros and Mr. Klaus are counting on you to push 
forward the message of the Great Reset!

[Luke21]

Frank of the Quitefrankly show tweeted, “So what did you guys do? Take a Biden story and add Putin’s name to it?”

[jmacusa]

They aren't pretty at 10. I've seen that many times in the hospitals I've worked in.

In the mid 90’s when I first went to work in one I was younger and much healthier then I am now I thought I was having a bad day, I forget what I was moaning about and I went past a room on the Oncology floor and there was a little 10 year old girl, bald as a cue ball, iv in her arm and a brave smile on her little face and I said to myself "What f are YOU complaining about?''

[Jeff Chandler]

Again?

[Trumpisourlastchance]

Fake continually regurgitated by the fakers here.

[rrrod]

Nope... Biden falls upstairs....lol

[Nextrush]

Putin will soon be a cat at this rate.

[Georgia Girl 2]

Unlikely.

[frank ballenger]

Whether true or mythical let’s remember our Prez is much older than Putin (80 to 70) and in worse shape.

Jill: “Soiled? I can tell you tales. Boy can I tell you tales.”

[BiteYourSelf]

Are trying to say pooty poot has risen?🤨🙄

[BiteYourSelf]

That’s the question?
There’s gonna be severe infighting if he dies!🤨