Free At-⁠Home COVID-⁠19 Tests

United States Government ^ | Jan. 2022 | United States Government

[Republican Wildcat]

...and if you order within the 10 minutes, we’ll double the order!

[JstABrdPstr]

Bingo!!!!!!

[dynachrome]

“stick something up their nose”

Nose?? I was misinformed.

[GraceG]

It will be interesting to test the tests

[setter]

“Are they the kind you send in or the home test?”

Home test. Results in 15 minutes.

[John Milner]

Anyone have Brandon’s home address in Dell-aware?

Bet we could flood his mailbox with Chinese test kits.

[TangoLimaSierra]

First thing you do, is test one of the test kits with another to see if they’re sending a little something extra in the kits. Still leaves you with 2.

[Laslo Fripp]

Just pay shipping…

[larrytown]

Only problem with swabbing the cat, or the dog, or any other handy orifices that might be around - a false positive will come back to YOU.

[dkGba]

Touché

[dynachrome]

I’ll quarantine the cat.

;)

[larrytown]

Should be easy enough, since you’ll be quarantined with it. :D

[Trillian]

[Organic Panic]

WOW. 4 FREE! So a family of 4 can test once when they get the sniffles and then what? Rush to the hospital? And what happens when 300 million people all test in the same week? 100 million “cases?” What a waste. Which politicians have their fingers in the company that is going to make them?

[RetiredTexasVet]

Get a false positive from the comfort of your own home.

[nurees]

Which don’t even work as I learned this weekend after testing negative with rapid twice while symptomatic. PCR positive. Had primary care ha urgent care physicians both say it was too early to test.

[P.O.E.]

Thanks

[cyclotic]

My kid is required to test every 72 hours when he has to go to work for his religious exemption.

We’ll give him ours.

[Trump Girl Kit Cat]

GEEZE I thought the rule was test once a week WTH!!

[cyclotic]

They wanted him to do every 72 hours whether or not he was coming into the office.

He suggested just during actual office times.