Biden looking to set up ‘red phone’ to China: report

NY Post ^ | 07/14/2021 | Emily Jacobs

[Flick Lives]

Biden picks up China red phone.

“I’d like chicken chow mein, fried rice, wonton soup, and egg rolls. No MSG!”

[Chode]

like they'd answer it...

[cgbg]

Xi answers:

"Would you like that delivered by air with a nuclear tip--it is on special today."

[noexcuses]

Hunter’s cell phone will work.

[Flavious_Maximus]

Biden does not need a phone.

He needs scissors so he can cut the puppet strings off his back. /spit.

[hercuroc]

Next he’ll be wanting a Batphone.

[SoCal Pubbie]

I have the red line ringtone from that movie on my cell phone.

[alternatives?]

I had the standard old time ring tone on my phone and was told only old men use it. I switched to the diving alarm sound, and my family says it is worse.

[Vermont Lt]

They will send him a toy phone that makes music when you spin the dial. It won’t be connected to anything, but Joe will drag it around with him like a child.

[antidemoncrat]

“Biden looking to set up ‘red phone’ to China: report”

To keep him informed of Hunters latest dealings?

[lgjhn23]

HIs Thursday Puddin’ Pops and his diapers are “Made in China”.
He wants to make sure that he doesn’t run out.

[SoCal Pubbie]

That was my original ringtone because I thought it would stand out from everyone else. Till I heard that kind of old-time phone rings going off everywhere!

[Tallguy]

When Xi calls who will answer, cuz it sure won’t be Joe.

[mikey_hates_everything]

He doesn’t have to do a thing if he has WeChat on his smartphone. They’ve been monitoring him the whole time and can send messages though it when they need to give him orders.

[CDB]

“Red Lines” to China are a TOTAL waste of time. When George W. Bush used one to call Chinese dictator, Hu Jintao in 2001—after the PRC shot down one our EP3 airplanes in international airspace—Hu refused to pick up the phone.

[Sirius Lee]

Make it Yellow

How's this?

[Dogbert41]

[bitt]

so much happening...

[Organic Panic]

“Yeah. Is this Xi? It’s the big guy. Hunter just finished another painting for you.”

[clearcarbon]

"Biden looking to set up ‘red phone’ to China: report

If he still has the mental capacity to enter a phone number to call out, he probably won't have it much longer. I'd like to witness a test where he's required to copy a phone number and then use it to phone someone without assistance.