Report: 'Trump' found written onto manatee in Florida, investigation underway

cbs ^ | Jan. 11, 2021 | Gary Detman

[Quickgun]

Lol! we used to catch armadillos here in Texas and write stuff on them with magic markers just to see if we spotted the same ones again. Next one I see gets a Presidential marking!

[Night Hides Not]

I vote for the 15 YO moron with a mask and snorkel. If it weren’t for Covid, he’d be in the classroom, instead of being at home learning “virtually”.

[Rebelbase]

[hank ernade]

Just a thought now-

This horrifying deed was done by a human in the spring.

You can rule out your shark, giant squid, loch nessie etc etc.

Who was in the spring?

- well for sure there was the human who found the poor mutilated beast and breathlessly notified the US Wildlife Comission instead of fiddling with the Florida Game and Fish Commission.

Everybody knows Trumpers love to swim Florida Springs when its freezing cold.

Its your Modern News in Action.

[trebb]

I think perhaps that you should be the one tossed in prison and given the slippery soap -for not reading the article you posted and then making a stup not so smart comment about it..

[liberalh8ter]

Lighten up, Francis. No one carved up a manatee. They knocked the algae off its back, that’s all. By the way, it’s a 50k fine for touching a manatee....a non-native species and they are abundant. Save your outrage.

[BykrBayb]

True. And, they’re a protected species.

[BykrBayb]

Well?

Did you ever see the same ones again? Did you ever see someone else’s written-on armadillo?

[Quickgun]

Lol, yes, one them stayed around our hunting cabin and we’d see it about once a week or so all during hunting season, but it disappeared before the next year. We never saw any others “marked”...

[BykrBayb]

I like that. If he kept coming around, I think I’d have to feed him, and make a bit of a pet out of him. What do armadillos eat, besides pavement?

[Quickgun]

Roots, grubs, insects..They are pretty much harmless unless they start rooting up under a block foundation.

[hank ernade]

Just when you thought it couldn’t get any stupider.

Looks like Fox is going to make a major hoorah about the horrors and threat to civilization of Manatee graffiti.

Dr. Cippola was right - the crazies finally reached critical mass numbers.