BREAKING: Biden has chosen Pete Buttigieg to lead the U.S. Transportation Department

breaking 911 ^

[Albion Wilde]

In charge of back alleys.

[Albion Wilde]

One single unguarded interview with Chasten by some slime DC mag might just cost Puffer his job before he can take it.

Was it the part about eating nuts?

[EinNYC]

Praise the L-rd and pass the lubrication! A true dumb rock, the first of many, to make up Biden’s cabinet.

[Vermont Lt]

Pete likes tunnels.

Just sayin’.

[RightLady]

An all new Pony Express

[nesnah]

Secretary of Transportation?

OK, so they’ll be more roads named Hershey Highway across the nation, and all rest stop bathrooms will have a resident toe-tapper “patrolling” the men’s restroom?

[SaveFerris]

[Do these people realize they are boarding the Titanic?]

Given that they constantly follow the reprobate ways (Romans 1), I’d have to guess not.

They’re much like the men wandering the streets in Genesis 19.

That they do what Isaiah 3:9 clearly states, is no surprise at all.

[shotgun]

Will his first project be the Hershey Highway? Will he change the Manual on Uniform Traffic Control Devices to get rid of obvious anti-LGBTQ signs like “Exit Only”, “Do Not Enter”? Will is first action be to turn all rest area bathrooms to gender neutral?

[cp124]

Hershey highway.

[null and void]

“At least the trains run on time”

-Mussolini infamous anecdote

In this case, Bennie the Moose was a genius.

Rather that go through endless tweaks to get the entire train system running on time, he adjusted the schedules to reflect what the system was actually doing!

[LouAvul]

That’s because she lives in a state where narcotics are legal. She’s stoned on weed.

[StAnDeliver]

"Was it the part about eating nuts?"

Apparently, Chasten rambled on and on like a total fruit dropping dumb entendres, so much so TIME had to cut it back and still he was on full display in that rag as a nutty queen. So Liz Smith banned him from speaking to the press.

But she's gone, writing her book (as is Mayor Gheyboots), so if some ghey feech mag insisted on an interview, it could happen.