I know that when it comes to news, commentary and editorials, there's no team I trust better than Joe and Mika. Their professionalism is always on display. The most trusted name in news - next to Brian Williams.
He might mention hair:
A man walks up to a woman in his office each day, stands very close to her, draws in a large breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice.
After a week of this she can’t stand it any longer! The woman goes into her supervisor’s office and tells him that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit against the man and explains why.
The supervisor is puzzled by this and says, “What’s wrong with the co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?”
The woman replies, “He’s a midget!”
I’m glad this is finally going to get the attention it deserves.. /s
Creepy Joe: That’s ridiculous. I don’t even own a smartphone.
Mika Joe: The woman’s mother called into Larry King at the time, which would seem to lend credence to the story. What do you say to that?
Creepy Joe: Well, first of all, Chuck...
Mika Joe: No, no, Mr. Vice President, I’m “Joe”...
Creepy Joe: You are?! Then who am I?! Oh well, never mind. What were we talking about?
Mika Joe: Tara Reade’s mother calling into Larry King.
Creepy Joe: Leave my mother out of this! She died of the COVID virus twenty years ago, you know.
Mika Joe: Well, Vice President Biden, thank you for joining us and putting this story to rest. Good luck in November.
Creepy Joe: November? Oh, right, my colonoscopy! Thanks, Chris.
Mika Joe: Uh, no, I’m “Joe”.
Creepy Joe: Zzzzzzz...
This won’t go well. Put new batteries in the gaffe-o-meter.
It won’t be Joe—Jill will do the interview disguised as Joe.
Either that or Joe will quote another great democrat leader: “The b!tch set me up!”
‘Hey Joe, where you going with that finger on your hand ...’
I don’t remember nothing (not hard to believe).
aka, Joe Biden “addressing” the allegations.
Don’t do it Joe... They’re setting you up.
They know you can’t beat Trump... The numbers are in an most of America can’t even name you as a former Vice President. They’ve already forgotten about you and now all they know is you’re a bumbling politician and the butt of many jokes.
Your chances of winning are roughly the same as Hillary’s and she didn’t stand a chance in hell (where she currently resides while she plots your demise) and this media campaign to dethrone you is obviously coming from her minions in the press. Stay above the fray Joe... Or they will drag you down to hell with her.
Joe: Hi, I’m Joe
Joe: I’m Joe
Joe: No, I’m Joe!
Joe: No
Joe: No what?
Joe : Know what is what?
Joe: Whose on first?
Joe: What are you saying?
Joe: I think I’m you.
Joe: If you’re me, I’m me too
Joe: You said #METOO!!!!!
Joe : Yes, I said me too
Joe: No #METOO!!! Don’t say that word. It’s off limits here.
Joe: What are you saying?
Joe: If you’re me and I’m not me, because I can’t be me if you are me... and also you can’t be me if I’m me... then something is wrong because I must be me too.
Joe: You just said #METOO!!!!!
Joe: Okay get Mika in here to clear it up
Mika: Joe?
Joe: Yes
Joe: Yes
Oh, and it has to be live.
DVR’s at the ready. Go for it!
This will be the powder-puffest, soft-ballest, most feather-light interview in history.
“Every woman should be believed...but she’s lying.”
The Joe blow.
Courage
Had you in fact “heard that she liked” you?
I would suggest he address this problem on Laura Ingram’s show. She will be precise and totally respectful to our former vice president. Her questions will be like a knife of a skilled surgeon.
If he passes the test, Laura Ingram will say such. I doubt he will go on her show.
Somebody better tell Joe it’s “April Fool’s” not “May Fool’s.” He won’t be able to dismiss tomorrow’s lies that easily.