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Coronavirus: world braces for condom shortage after Malaysia lockdown shuts top producer
South China Morning Post ^ | March 28, 2020 | (Reuters)

Posted on 03/28/2020 10:45:34 AM PDT by BobL

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To: Chickensoup

WANNA HEAR ??

OK

Friend was medical student working a shift in the ER when young woman came in complaining of pain in abdomen

Resident began examination - narrowed it down to pain in
vaginal area . Put her on examine table Using a speculum checked inside, Then called for forceps

Removed a long piece of Saran Wrap from where the sun dont shine......

Turned out wanted to have sex with boyfriend, but did not have condom. Went to kitchen and get piece of Saran Wrap and wound it his tool. During the activity it slipped off and became wedged , well you know where .......

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61 posted on 03/28/2020 3:24:27 PM PDT by njslim
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To: mass55th

I’m celebrating the 49th anniversary of my 29th birthday.


62 posted on 03/28/2020 5:18:25 PM PDT by antidemoncrat (uff)
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To: BobL

Folks will have to go back to using pig bladders, like the country people did a hundred years ago.


63 posted on 03/28/2020 5:21:01 PM PDT by miserare ( Respect for life--life of all kinds-- is the first principle of civilization.~~A. Schweitzer.)
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To: Jeff Chandler

All of them in Philadelphia.


64 posted on 03/28/2020 5:22:37 PM PDT by miserare ( Respect for life--life of all kinds-- is the first principle of civilization.~~A. Schweitzer.)
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To: antidemoncrat

May you have many more 29th birthdays!!


65 posted on 03/28/2020 5:51:40 PM PDT by mass55th ("Courage is being scared to death, but saddling up anyway." ~~ John Wayne)
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To: BobL

NYC is scared stiff...


66 posted on 03/28/2020 6:00:02 PM PDT by northislander
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To: BobL

67 posted on 03/28/2020 6:04:17 PM PDT by Magnum44 (My comprehensive terrorism plan: Hunt them down and kill them.)
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68 posted on 03/28/2020 6:08:14 PM PDT by Magnum44 (My comprehensive terrorism plan: Hunt them down and kill them.)
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To: BobL

Coronavirus: world braces for condom shortage after Malaysia lockdown shuts top producer
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Flaccid sales?


69 posted on 03/28/2020 6:08:23 PM PDT by pa_dweller (This tagline was not generated by a Russion bot!)
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To: dfwgator
No more condom parties


70 posted on 03/28/2020 6:11:04 PM PDT by Magnum44 (My comprehensive terrorism plan: Hunt them down and kill them.)
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To: BobL

Another supply chain to be brought home!


71 posted on 03/28/2020 6:11:13 PM PDT by 9YearLurker
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To: BobL

Anyone ready to go long on the condom market?


72 posted on 03/28/2020 6:13:04 PM PDT by 9YearLurker
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To: EdnaMode

73 posted on 03/28/2020 6:20:49 PM PDT by Magnum44 (My comprehensive terrorism plan: Hunt them down and kill them.)
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74 posted on 03/28/2020 6:24:04 PM PDT by Kenny Bania (Ovaltine? Why not call it Roundtine?)
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To: BobL
How it’s made...


75 posted on 03/28/2020 6:26:13 PM PDT by Magnum44 (My comprehensive terrorism plan: Hunt them down and kill them.)
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76 posted on 03/28/2020 6:31:44 PM PDT by Magnum44 (My comprehensive terrorism plan: Hunt them down and kill them.)
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77 posted on 03/28/2020 6:42:36 PM PDT by Magnum44 (My comprehensive terrorism plan: Hunt them down and kill them.)
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To: mass55th

Same to you mass55th


78 posted on 03/29/2020 8:04:53 AM PDT by antidemoncrat (uff)
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