Posted on 03/17/2020 6:54:47 AM PDT by kevcol
Ali Akbar Velayati, a top adviser to Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, has been infected with the coronavirus and is now in isolation, according to reports in Iran's state-controlled press outlets. Velayati is one of many top Iranian officials to contract the virus since it began spreading across Iran. Several Iranian officials have already died as a result of the illness.
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Any special type of oil? Multi-grade, synthetic, or organic?
* Dip a cotton ball in oil & insert it in your anus
Remember, if you don’t have oil, turpentine or
gasolene will work. Just don’t attend the fire festival.
“Dip a cotton ball in oil & insert it in your anus”
I don’t know about that other stupid stuff, but this one sounds legit!
If you look bad and stink bad, people with and without the virus will avoid you. This guy just might survive.
Cotton is racist.
I knew I had heard the name Velayati somewhere before. This is the guy who bombed a Jewish community center in Argentina in 1994.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ali_Akbar_Velayati#AMIA_bombing
I wonder what will happen with all of the Swiss bank accounts.
Allahu Akbar!
There may be a silver lining to this thing after all.
FTA: Several Iranian officials have already died as a result of the illness.
Name names or don’t say it. I want to know which officials, of what rank, have died.
Who says there’s no good news anymore.
” Dip a cotton ball in oil & insert it in your anus”
After three days take it out and eat it.
https://nypost.com/2020/03/02/iranians-licking-religious-shrines-in-defiance-of-coronavirus-spread/
Iranians licking religious shrines in defiance of coronavirus spread
Moral of the story, don’t lick your religious symbols.
Take a licking
Then stop ticking
Too bad there wasn’t a war in 1980 that wiped iran off the face of the earth.
fair trade cbd
Number 3 makes sense.
Oiling up your pucker hole should help your BM exit easier and cleaner. Thus you’d need less toilet paper for post poop clean up.
Oh wait, never mind, they use their left hand for that job.
Isn't that what they do before your autopsy?
When I was young Italian American families used a clove of garlic. I guess with the spread of the virus in Italy they are no longer using the method there.
Happy Nowruz...aiyeee!
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