Posted on 03/13/2020 11:49:01 AM PDT by Kaslin
I usually keep about 6 months supply of all paper goods in the house solely because I HATE going to stores.
Nothing says security and safety to me more than a year’s supply of arse wipe.
Oh, it's no act.
OH POO what will we use to wipe our fannies..I will go grab the latest LA Times
How long will it be when at our workplaces we’ll see signs in the restrooms asking us to limit our use of TP?
Black market TP coming to your area!
And when he says, “Say hello to my little friend!”, he holds up a small bottle of GermX? LOL...
Who knew TP was made from Gold.
Are we eating more? If not, why do we need so much extra tp?
We also keep many months supply of certain things, including toilet paper.
Unfortunately, last week we used the last of our huge supply and when I went on what is a normal run to re-supply I was stunned to see the entire aisle empty.
I went home and ordered it online. Delivered by FedEx.
Refilled ALL my medications, even though I don’t need then for a bit.
Just because I’m rational sure doesn’t mean others are.
Guess I should have taken a hint from all those big ‘The World is Ending’ charts being posted here on FreeRepublic.
This panic mongering that’s going on is dangerous.
If we are quarantined we are a few steps from the shower after taking a dump or peeing. People are STUPID.
Reminds me of a little childhood song we used to sing...
Stranded!
Stranded on the toilet bowl!
What do you do when you’re stranded and don’t have a roll?!
If you’re a man you’ll wipe with your hand!
etc., etc.
“Just because I’m rational sure doesn’t mean others are.”
LOL...there’s paradox in them words.
Right now it’s the most valuable commodity out there. I knew it. The people who make Charmin are part of the conspiracy. LOL
We returned home from vacation yesterday and stopped at a supermarket before we went to the house. Toilet paper was completely sold out but we bought all of the ingredients necessary to make hand sanitizer and disinfectant wipes. Even if there was plenty of toilet paper we wouldn’t have bought any. By the time our normal supply runs out people will have come to their senses.
Chances are, the TP stored by a wall will be shredded if not used within a certain time. If this were in NYC, I can just imagine the mice, um, rats rejoice. Nesting material!!! Baby mice/rats will enjoy the tunnels. What a glorious playground!
Oh no,it’s not their butts they’re worried about wiping. You obviously have not lived around a bunch of females. ;)
Worst comes to worst, I intend to bribe our building’s cleaning lady for a few rolls. Or .. swipe a couple off her cart while she’s inside one of the restrooms mopping the floor. :-D
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