A very Missouri type of crime.
To: DoodleDawg
Pet goat in an adult store?
LOL, I almost went to be depressed....
3 posted on
01/02/2020 3:47:49 AM PST by
Gene Eric
(Don't be a statist!)
To: DoodleDawg
There’s a lot going on in that headline. Adult video stores are still a thing?
4 posted on
01/02/2020 3:48:22 AM PST by
VTenigma
(The Democrat party is the party of the mathematically challenged)
To: DoodleDawg
“ So there I was, sleeping outside the adult bookshop in a pickup with my pet goat, while my pal went to rent an adult video...when some guy on meth jumps in the truck and drives us to Kansas...and then things got wild”
The cops must have had fun writing up that one.
6 posted on
01/02/2020 3:52:09 AM PST by
silverleaf
(Age Takes a Toll: Please Have Exact Change)
To: DoodleDawg
Something about humping a goat here and the jokes literally write themselves. Film at 11.
7 posted on
01/02/2020 3:53:00 AM PST by
goldstategop
(In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives In My Heart Forever)
To: DoodleDawg
Was the abductee Muslim?
Not a baaaaaaaa-ahaaaad day for the LEO?
8 posted on
01/02/2020 3:55:50 AM PST by
Candor7
((Obama Fascism)http://www.americanthinker.com/articles/2009/05/barack_obam_the_quintessentia_1.html))
To: DoodleDawg
12 posted on
01/02/2020 5:13:14 AM PST by
Celtic Conservative
(My cats are more amusing than 200 channels worth of TV)
To: DoodleDawg
I’m sure there’s a case of animal abuse here amongst all of the stupid humans involved. Poor goat.
To: DoodleDawg
What was Tom Brady doing in an adult store?
20 posted on
01/02/2020 6:31:35 AM PST by
Paddyboy
(Roma Omnia Vincit)
To: DoodleDawg
What is the moral to this story?
23 posted on
01/02/2020 7:19:12 AM PST by
Lurkina.n.Learnin
(If you want a definition of "bullying" just watch the Democrats in the Senate)
To: DoodleDawg
Was the name of the goat named Jimmy and did he eat a bunch of dynamite?
Different story..saner times.
24 posted on
01/02/2020 7:25:03 AM PST by
Leep
(Many shall be deceived ( by liberals ))
To: DoodleDawg
I lost my girl but I still have ewe...no, wait...
Man, if I had a dollar for every time...
25 posted on
01/02/2020 7:32:20 AM PST by
Eagles6
To: DoodleDawg
26 posted on
01/02/2020 7:34:07 AM PST by
Fresh Wind
(The Electoral College is the firewall protecting us from massive blue state vote fraud.)
To: DoodleDawg
To: DoodleDawg; All
“I stole that truck with me own bare hands but do they call me Angus the Car-Jacker? NAE!”
30 posted on
01/02/2020 8:30:21 AM PST by
mozarky2
(Ya never stand so tall as when ya stoop to stomp a statist...)
To: DoodleDawg
They didn’t have a picture of the goat. Was it a good looking goat?
32 posted on
01/02/2020 11:11:58 AM PST by
Lurkina.n.Learnin
(If you want a definition of "bullying" just watch the Democrats in the Senate)
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