Posted on 01/02/2020 3:45:21 AM PST by DoodleDawg
A man was arrested in Oklahoma after carjacking a truck from outside an adult store in Missouri — with a man and his pet goat inside, police say.
Two men stopped at an adult video store in Carthage early Wednesday, police said, according to KOTV. The driver of the pickup truck went inside the store while the passenger — and his pet goat — remained in the truck, ultimately falling asleep, the outlet reported.
That’s when police say Brandon Kirby, 40, jumped into the truck and took off, allegedly taking meth as he drove the passenger through parts of Kansas, Missouri and Oklahoma, occasionally pistol-whipping him, KTUL reported.
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Pet goat in an adult store?
LOL, I almost went to be depressed....
There’s a lot going on in that headline. Adult video stores are still a thing?
Pet goat in an adult store?
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The goat was waiting outside in the truck.
The driver was in the store, possibly looking for goat porn material, taking so much time doing so that the human waiting in the truck with the goat fell asleep... thus not being awake to resist the truck-jacking.
“ So there I was, sleeping outside the adult bookshop in a pickup with my pet goat, while my pal went to rent an adult video...when some guy on meth jumps in the truck and drives us to Kansas...and then things got wild”
The cops must have had fun writing up that one.
Something about humping a goat here and the jokes literally write themselves. Film at 11.
Was the abductee Muslim?
Not a baaaaaaaa-ahaaaad day for the LEO?
I don’t think he went in to rent a movie...
In Missouri? Totally. Drive I-70 between KC and St. Louis and you'll lose count of the number of adult entertainment stores you'll pass.
Comedy act 2. man in adult sore with goat, man on meth abducts man and goat. Cant make this sh## up funny!
Ummm...I got nothing.
Cc
It doesn’t take much to imagine who the owner is.
The goat was waiting outside in the truck.
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If he claimed it was a “service animal”, the guy could probably have brought the goat into the store.
I’m sure there’s a case of animal abuse here amongst all of the stupid humans involved. Poor goat.
I see what you did there.
Assuming the goat to be a pet was also suspect.
The probability is high that the goat was living food to be slaugherted and eaten
Does that mean he is intentioned to service the animal?
“goat porn material”
(still cleaning the coffee off my screen)
What was Tom Brady doing in an adult store?
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