Washington Post: China Prefers Trump Over Democrats Because He Can Be Bribed

Newsbusters ^ | November 29, 2019 | P.J. Gladnick

[PJ-Comix]

Which American president of the past fifty years has been toughest on the Chinese? The immediate answer to any rational person possessing the slightest bit of sentience would, of course, be President Donald Trump. However, according to Tuesday's Washington Post fantasy by their Beijing bureau chief, Anna Fifield, the Chinese government loves Trump because they are supposedly able to manipulate him by reading his tweets and easily bribe him. Yes, bribe him.

Fifield bases her laughable report on the same type of anonymous sourcing, hostile opinions, and hearsay evidence that the Democrats are currently trying to use to impeach Trump. Fifield presents her fact-free fable in "China hopes Trump will be reelected: He’s ‘easy to read’."

[PJ-Comix]

If the Chinese are putting this out there this means they are getting DESPERATE precisely because they can't control Trump and that they are LOSING. Note that their economy is now in the hole. So they put out obvious disinformation to laughably try to undercut Trump and the Washington Post laps it up like a TDS idiot.

[Brilliant]

Doesn’t seem to have worked so far.

[C210N]

A billionaire can be bribed?

[hardspunned]

Obviously the Bidens were just delivering that 1.5 Billion to Trump before he got elected. This rag is trying to put the Onion out of business.

[Pearls Before Swine]

Trump is bribeable. Unlike Joe and Hunter

Tough sell.

[BookmanTheJanitor]

Joe and Hunter Biden??? Hello??

[butlerweave]

Just wait until the Trump Family starts suing these idiots

[Maceman]

Stupid on sooooo many levels. 🙄

[EnglishOnly]

Stopped reading as soon as I saw Washington Post.

[gov_bean_ counter]

Who is that?

[heshtesh]

Stupid on sooooo many levels. 🙄 Don't worry, they'll just add more levels.

[Kahuna]

Yep, that explains why the people of Hong Kong wave American flags at risk of injury or death.

[FreedBird]

Are the people in the news media uneducated or just foolish people?

[dontreadthis]

I’d like to see Trump’s face every time he reads this crap

[edwinland]

Yup. They must have bribed him millions to impose those tariffs. Imagine how high the tariffs could go if they really paid up!

[FreedomPoster]

LMBO! Charlie Trie, the Buddhist Temple, Loral, and Bill Clinton and Al Gore, anyone?

It’s like people never heard about all this from the media.

[tired&retired]

Remember Charlie Trie and the Chinese Nationals....

Or the Clinton Foundation...

[Fungi]

You really need that answered? /s

[Scott from the Left Coast]

The parodies write themselves these days.

[dfwgator]

Democrats always project what they do onto Republicans. Every single time.