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Hillary Clinton: If anyone should be telling Trump jokes, its me
LA Times ^ | 11/06/19 | CHRISTI CARRAS

Posted on 11/06/2019 6:06:03 PM PST by Libloather

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Bill Clinton was jogging through the park. A hooker yells, "Fifty dollars, Mr. President."
Bill says, "Five bucks!"
The hooker says, "Forget it."
Later, the same hooker sees Bill walking with Hillary and screams, "See what you get for five bucks?"

1 posted on 11/06/2019 6:06:03 PM PST by Libloather
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To: Libloather

Vapid tw*t.


2 posted on 11/06/2019 6:07:32 PM PST by EEGator
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To: Libloather

It is going to be Clinton Clinton 2020


3 posted on 11/06/2019 6:09:05 PM PST by al baby (Hi Mom Hi Dad)
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To: Libloather

The joke is on you, Hillary.


4 posted on 11/06/2019 6:09:22 PM PST by caver
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H->! is a looser[sic] and will continue to be one through 2020...


5 posted on 11/06/2019 6:09:29 PM PST by Paladin2
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[cough]

6 posted on 11/06/2019 6:12:02 PM PST by Jeff Chandler (Donald Trump's super power is his ability to cause people to reveal their true selves.)
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Farts, boiled Cabbage, and urine....


7 posted on 11/06/2019 6:12:28 PM PST by DesertRhino (Dog is man's best friend, and moslems hate dogs. Add that up. ....)
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Remember “that’s what you get for 5 bucks”. And Billy is getting what he deserves. Now! If they would just lock them in the same cell.


8 posted on 11/06/2019 6:19:41 PM PST by Equine1952 (Get yourself a ticket on a common mans train of thought))
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To: Libloather

Start off slowly bitch. Like...”Knock knock” and then go from there. “knock knock. Who’s there! Ima. Ima who? Ima going to jail”. Hahahahahahaha!!!


9 posted on 11/06/2019 6:21:51 PM PST by albie
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Hillary can’t tell a joke, period

She has all the spontaneity of a picnic table


10 posted on 11/06/2019 6:22:09 PM PST by canuck_conservative
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The Clintons are a joke. Period.


11 posted on 11/06/2019 6:22:55 PM PST by HighSierra5
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Yes, Mrs. Clinton, PLEASE! It will be the biggest splash since Marco Rubio’s stand-up routine.


12 posted on 11/06/2019 6:26:41 PM PST by Dr. Sivana (There is no salvation in politics.)
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To: Libloather

Damn. Mother and daughter are lame as hell.


13 posted on 11/06/2019 6:27:54 PM PST by Conserv ( b)
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Walter Mondale: ‘If anyone should be telling Reagan jokes, it’s me’

Thomas Dewey: ‘If anyone should be telling Truman jokes, it’s me’

John Kerry...


14 posted on 11/06/2019 6:28:09 PM PST by golux
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I wish she would run in 2020. I would love to not vote for her one more time!!

Come on, Hillary. Let me do it one more time!!


15 posted on 11/06/2019 6:30:22 PM PST by truthluva
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To: Libloather

A true comedian has you primed before he/she even comes on stage. You’ve seen them before, and have a pretty good idea what’s coming up. As they approach the mic, you’re already smiling.

We know Hillary’s history. Humor isn’t a part of it. She has abused rape victims, a dead ambassador, his ambassadorial staff, and a while litany of acts verging on the criminal to way over the line.

She comes to the mic, and you’ve got a grimace on your face. You know what’s coming. It isn’t humor. Is it sure to offend everything decent she touches on.

Trump may not be a person’s cup of tea, but he does not have 15-20 criminal conspiracies swirling around his head.

She does.

The humor thing, it just isn’t her style. Everyone knows it.


16 posted on 11/06/2019 6:42:49 PM PST by DoughtyOne (Pledge: "...and to the Democracy for which it stands..." I give up. Use the democRat meme...)
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We already know what Hillary thinks is funny. “We came, we saw, he died. HAHAHAHAHAHA!” Naw, that wasn’t creepy. Oh my no...


17 posted on 11/06/2019 6:46:30 PM PST by Billthedrill
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Her cackle makes my skin crawl....

especially when she was laughing about her rape client beating the lie detector test.

“That’s when I lost all faith in lie detector tests” CACKLE CACKLE


18 posted on 11/06/2019 6:47:00 PM PST by Conserv ( b)
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To: Libloather

Telling jokes? She should just be going away.


19 posted on 11/06/2019 6:53:11 PM PST by right way right (May we remain sober over mere men, for God really is our only true hope.)
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Yep, just one more disgusting factoid from her past.

It’s hard to remember them all.


20 posted on 11/06/2019 6:55:38 PM PST by DoughtyOne (Pledge: "...and to the Democracy for which it stands..." I give up. Use the democRat meme...)
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