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Hillary Clinton: If anyone should be telling Trump jokes, its me
LA Times ^ | 11/06/19 | CHRISTI CARRAS

Posted on 11/06/2019 6:06:03 PM PST by Libloather

**SNIP**

“I can’t blame Trump for trying to help Sean Spicer,” Hillary began, referring to the president’s public support of his former employee who’s competing for the Season 28 “DWTS” crown. “But if there’s one thing we’ve learned, it’s that these guys really can’t win the popular vote.”

“Former White House spokesman Sean Spicer is now on ‘Dancing With the Stars,’” Chelsea continued. “It is an improvement on his old job, ‘Dancing Around the Issues.’”

After skewering Spicer for his brief and controversial stint as a White House rep, the pair then directed their humor at their favorite political punching bag and his equally shifty reputation on Twitter.

“50% of Trump’s tweets have been attacks on people,” Chelsea said. “But 100% have been attacks on the English language.”

“Even more surprising, only 3,000 of those [tweets] were about my emails,” her mother chimed in.

(Excerpt) Read more at latimes.com ...


TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Extended News; Government; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: chelsea; clinton; hillary; joke
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To: Libloather

What’s the difference between Hillary and Putin?

Putin won an election rigged in his favor.


21 posted on 11/06/2019 6:59:04 PM PST by ding_dong_daddy_from_dumas (Mozart tells you what it's like to be human. Bach tells you what it's like to be the universe.)
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To: Libloather

I wonder how much she paid for those jokes.

Jokes on you Hitlery.


22 posted on 11/06/2019 7:01:31 PM PST by American in Israel (A wise man's heart directs him to the right, but the foolish mans heart directs him toward the left.)
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To: Libloather

Hillary and 100 Excuses enter a Bar


23 posted on 11/06/2019 7:02:20 PM PST by butlerweave
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To: DoughtyOne

“When I was a little girl, I told everyone I was going to grow up and become President. Everybody laughed at me. Then I married Bill Clinton and ordered that SOB around the White House for eight solid years. Then became Senator and Secretary of State and bossed everyone else around for another 16 years. Finally, I won the popular vote for my third term as President and appointed that idiot Trump to be my second until I’m well enough to assume my offiicial duties. Now I ask you: who’s laughing now???”


24 posted on 11/06/2019 7:19:00 PM PST by BradyLS (DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
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To: All

Following the tradition of the last ~ 15 years of television sitcom writers and Saturday Night Live sketch writers, Hillary thinks the jokes should be made by people with no discernible sense of humor OR irony.


25 posted on 11/06/2019 7:27:46 PM PST by LegendHasIt
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To: Libloather

STFU hags.


26 posted on 11/06/2019 7:29:42 PM PST by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: Libloather

Someone should throw a full bucket of holy water over the Hidebeast’s head and film it so we could watch her melt and burn at the same time.


27 posted on 11/06/2019 7:39:56 PM PST by Boomer (Our melting pot has turned into a pressure cooker)
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To: Libloather

Hitlery Rotten Criminal couldn’t win the popular vote without millions of illegal aliens voting and white moonbats voting multiple times.


28 posted on 11/06/2019 7:49:52 PM PST by july4thfreedomfoundation (I'm triggered by liberals and other assorted moonbats.)
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To: al baby

Chelse showing her elitist side....

Chelse said....“50% of Trump’s tweets have been attacks on people, But 100% have been attacks on the English language.”...


29 posted on 11/06/2019 7:53:59 PM PST by caww
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To: Libloather

Clinton.....”these guys really can’t win the popular vote.”

Goood grief!...she’s still wallowing in her own election loss vomit!


30 posted on 11/06/2019 7:57:34 PM PST by caww
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To: Libloather

Here’s one for Hillary: Pokémon Go to hell.

Hahahaha. Funny, isn’t it.


31 posted on 11/06/2019 8:10:06 PM PST by RegulatorCountry
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To: Libloather

Don’t quit your day jobs.

Oh that’s right. Those two grifters don’t have jobs.


32 posted on 11/06/2019 8:12:03 PM PST by txrefugee
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To: Libloather

If anyone should be telling Hillary jokes, it’s Trump.


33 posted on 11/06/2019 8:19:40 PM PST by OrangeHoof (The Democrats - Unafraid to burn in Hell.)
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To: txrefugee
The unemployed.....hard to believe Chelsea turns 40 soon..she's spent her life basically propping up her parents.


34 posted on 11/06/2019 8:19:42 PM PST by caww
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To: Conserv
Hillary is a great ventriloquist. I can barely see her lips moving when Chelsea "speaks". But that is ONE FUGLY ACT. *😳*
35 posted on 11/06/2019 8:25:39 PM PST by smvoice (I WILL NOT WEAR THE RIBBON.)
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To: Libloather

I kinda thought President Trump made Hillary into a joke. Hmmm, I guess she’s right.

The NappyOne


36 posted on 11/06/2019 8:54:10 PM PST by NappyOne
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To: al baby

Think you could be right


37 posted on 11/06/2019 9:14:31 PM PST by easternsky
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To: smvoice

Someone...ANYONE...put this elderly, criminal, fatso in prison.


38 posted on 11/06/2019 9:18:33 PM PST by hal ogen (First Amendment or Reeducation Camp???)
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To: Libloather
Hillary Clinton: "If anyone should be telling dead Jeffrey Epstein jokes, it's me!"

"We CAME, We SAW, HE DIED! HA HA HA!"

39 posted on 11/06/2019 9:20:35 PM PST by a fool in paradise (Recall that unqualified Hillary Clinton sat on the board of Wal-Mart when Bill Clinton was governor)
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To: EEGator

Hillary is a vapid unct.
She is the poster unct for, “I wouldn’t screw her with your dick program.”


40 posted on 11/06/2019 10:03:05 PM PST by BatGuano (Ya don't think I'd go into combat with loose change in my pocket, do Ya?)
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