ABC: We all know that you did nothing wrong. We’ve already reported that.
Biden: Yes, that’s right. We’ve been upfront about the whole “ matter.”
ABC: One more question. Were you surprised by the snow in Denver last week?
ABC:What did you think of Trump leading the chant, “Lock him up! Lock him up!”
Biden:Well, words can’t express what a total loser this man is. If he wasn’t so old, I’d take him in the back of the wood shed and beat the crap out of him.
ABC:A lot of people feel the same way you do.
Biden:My Dad is a great man. He’s worked hard all his life for the people of his district and the country. We’ve done nothing illegal. Everyone knows this.
ABC:Thank you for meeting with me. Oh, one more question?
Biden (Taking a sip from a Coors beer): Give it to me.
ABC: What are you wearing for Halloween this year?
Biden:That’s an easy one this year. I’m going as Diogenes.