The White House is in a full state of PANIC!
Melania is leaving him!
His staff have had enough and are in full revolt.
His dog ran away! Oh wait, there is no dog. Well, doesn’t matter, if he had a dog it would run away.
At least he wouldn’t have eaten it, like Obummer!
Even Barron Trump is divorcing his dad!
The Secret Service have missed him with every bullet so far!
Generals are refusing to launch the nukes as ordered!
Satan himself declares PDJT is more evil than he is!
...must be true - all the media claim as much. /s