Hundreds mourn 'dead' glacier at funeral in Switzerland

CNN ^ | 09/24/2019 | By Arnaud Siad and Amy Woodyatt

[SeekAndFind]

A woman takes part in a ceremony to mark the "death" of Switzerland's Pizol glacier

[I want the USA back]

On a par with the begging of forgiveness from a bunch of plants.

[Mouton]

I wonder who would morn these a holes if the Glazier were 1000 feet deep at that spot??

[rktman]

Well by golly we probably should have one in Yosemite to bemoan the glaciers that carved through the valley a couple years ago and have now vanished. I mean we could even invite greta so stop in.

[butlerweave]

Been Dying since the last ice age and not dead yet ?

[bankwalker]

Do they really believe this crap or do they just think it might help them get laid?

[happilymarriedmom]

Yep, its a religion

[1Old Pro]

Do they really believe this crap or do they just think it might help them get laid?

It's a social event for quacks, they need companionship too.

[Red Badger]

Got to keep the loonies on the path..................

[fireman15]

What a bunch of morons!

[wardaddy]

Glaciers come and go for many reasons....especially micro mt top glaciers

[Red Badger]

Brain Damage
Pink Floyd

Produced by Pink Floyd
Album The Dark Side of the Moon

[Verse 1: Roger Waters]
The lunatic is on the grass
The lunatic is on the grass
Remembering games and daisy chains and laughs
Got to keep the loonies on the path
The lunatic is in the hall
The lunatics are in my hall
The paper holds their folded faces to the floor
And every day the paperboy brings more

[Chorus: Roger Waters]
And if the dam breaks open many years too soon
And if there is no room upon the hill
And if your head explodes with dark forebodings too
I’ll see you on the dark side of the moon

[Verse 2: Roger Waters]
The lunatic is in my head (*Laughs*)
The lunatic is in my head
You raise the blade
You make the change
You rearrange me till I’m sane
You lock the door
And throw away the key
And there’s someone in my head but it’s not me

[Chorus: Roger Waters]
And if the cloud bursts, thunder in your ear
You shout and no one seems to hear
And if the band you’re in starts playing different tunes
I’ll see you on the dark side of the moon

[Outro: Peter Watts & Patricia Watts]
I can’t think of anything to say except
Hahahahahahaha!
I think it’s marvellous!
Hahaha...

[z3n]

Here is a personal effigy that they all recreate every day to parse their greif;

[DannyTN]

There are 198,000 glaciers in the world.

This is analogous to claiming if a single mud puddle dries up, that the entire earth will become a desert.

[Kazan]

The cult of climate change.

[rdcbn]

We are being so scammed by these morons

Ok the “glacier” is down to the size of 4 football fields - but it was only the size of 25 football fields to begin with which is not much of a glacier to begin with

[nwrep]

[nwrep]

[allendale]

Earth worshippers having the neo pagan equivalent of the funeral mass. If they really wanted to know what is happening they might want to take some soil temperature readings at various depths. Their mother earth goddess seems to be releasing a lot of heat lately whether it be in the form of volcanoes, earthquakes, underwater “smokers” and crevice venting.

[ealgeone]

Why do the leaders of these “groups” look like they’re pulled from central casting for the crazy guy.