Posted on 09/19/2019 4:56:31 AM PDT by marktwain
Who would have thought the opinion of long experience was right all along?
I have used this information to avoid death by bear attack.
Depends on the bear.
Grizzlies are a different kettle of fish.
Bears are like guns. Always consider them to be loaded.
But some pack more heat than others. :-)
So the closer in proximity you are to bears, the greater the potential for danger. Who would have imagined that? Definitely the most practical tip I have heard all day.
You definitely don’t want to be around an angry mama bear - even a black bear.
I never have to worry about shark attack, either.
I live in Colorado.
Grizzlies are more aggressive in defending cubs and food caches, but it’s said that male black bears are most likely to see you as prey, which is a scary thought given that they are almost everywhere.
Bears are indeed very dangerous animals. They’re very strong and powerful creatures, and despite their size they can move very quickly, they’re always hungry, will eat just about anything, not possessed of particularly good eyesight so they tend to perceive everything as a threat and generally just an animal to avoid if you can.
I’ve been around bears. In Yellowstone, too. Fortunately in a vehicle or in/near a dwelling on all occasions. The grizzlies I’ve seen were a lot more ornery than the other bears I’ve come across. Even crankier than the black bear mamas with cubs.
I respect them all, but griz scare the crap outta me.
Once I used to do a lot of spear fishing. Then one day I saw a 25 foot Tiger Shark. Gave all my gear away and havent been back.
Nothing is as dangerous as another human.
If I were going to coin an aphorism this morning, it would be something like, “When a tautology appears as a revelation, your species is in serious trouble.”
Are you blaming the victims of shark attacks!?! Bad, bad!
A tautology.
This early.
I Need Moar Coffee.
When my ship was heading back to San Diego after a week long training cruise, our Texan Captain told the con that he wanted to get us home fast so we could enjoy the weekend.
He said, Floor it. All ahead flank.
I saw a 15 foot shark get pushed out of our way sideways in our wake.
Dont mess with Texas. Or their Captains.
(This guy ordered the Captains chair on the bridge to be ripped out, and had a La-z-boy recliner installed. We loved him.)
That's a good approach to life, especially if it's followed, within a reasonable time, by, "It's Five O'clock Somewhere."
But what about sharknados?
I was told that sharks dont really like the taste of people. Not enough fat content.
Perhaps Nadler should try out his backstroke more often.
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