[gaijin]

Beto's fake modest name, the ordinary clothes, the old drunk driving thing, the bit about being a Punk Rock Drummer:

I have to conceed he does a good job pretending to relate to you, to being Just Like You.

But did you know Beto's ullllltra-fancy High School cost $50k yearly..? Not college, okay? HIGH SCHOOL. Here is a sky shot:

Woodberry has it's own GOLF COURSE:

A high-school golf course, wow, playing flinch and Titty Twister on the way to the next hole..? Wow. Sheesh, that's pretty impressive.

And Beto, the gun who openly declares he'll take your guns away..? In this diversity shot below you'll see the SHOOTING RANGE at his high school:

His form is all effed up, btw, sorta weird for the son of a potentate from Africa, where shooting well is usually a requirement.

Remember Lovey and Thurston Howle?

Beto's upbringing would have made them seem like HOBOS.

Beto won an award at Woodberry for "Imaginative Poetry". Nice, eh..?

"We'll just have to make do with a bit of LaCrosse throwing around near the Azelea garden, I'm afraid, ole boy..."

Beto has NOTHING in common with you at all and his stupid name is an INSULT, considering what you see here about his life on a different planet.

Tell your friends about unrelatable, rich liar, "BETO".

[Ann Archy]

Beta....not Beto.

[sanjuanbob]

Tell your friends about unrelatable, rich liar, “BETO”.

Don’t quite get that part. My friends consider “Beto” insignificant.

[Rummyfan]

Geez, I wish my high school had a golf course. It would have really helped in improving my game.

As for Beto, ugh. I don’t think he’ll last much longer, unless he starts spending his wife’s money.

[_Jim]

re: Beto’s fake modest name, the ordinary clothes, the old drunk driving thing, the bit about being a Punk Rock Drummer:”

Add: Member, Cult of the Dead Cow (a hacker org).

From what I’m seeing on the wiki article on cDc he was known as “Psychedelic Warlord “.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cult_of_the_Dead_Cow

[_Jim]

Members of the group have protected O’Rourke’s secret for decades, reluctant to compromise his political viability. Now, in a series of interviews, CDC members have acknowledged O’Rourke as one of their own.

From: https://www.reuters.com/investigates/special-report/usa-politics-beto-orourke/