The Ballad of the Social Justice Warrior Christine Blasey Ford
(To the tune of The Ballad of the Green Beret)
Pink pussy hat, upon her head,
Unless today, she thinks shes Fred.
Shes not so sure, which sex is true,
But she knows best, what we must do.
Cisgender males, make her annoyed.
White privilege, must be destroyed!
Racism, is everywhere,
Thank Gaia, she knows whats fair.
A PhD, after her name,
Social justice, is her aim!
Her memory, came back you see,
Just in time, to make history.
Socialism, is her goal.
Justice warrior, is her role!
Shell give the truth, a little nudge,
So she can stop, that fascist judge.
She doesnt know, the when or where.
She doesnt know, who drove her there.
Her therapist, helped her recall,
That she was jumped, by Kavanaugh.
SJWs will lie,
Social justice, is their cry!
Theyll fabricate, to make their case,
They know whats best, for the human race.
A good mans name, shell drag through shit,
For Roe v. Wade, shell do her bit!
Ends justify, the means she thinks,
But we all know, this tactic stinks.
I bet Barry Sadler had a better singing voice.