For the right price, everything is.
The population is about 56,000 there from a report I read yesterday.
What if the U. S. offered every citizen over the age of 18, $1.0 million dollars? (I took a wild guess, and figure the populace of that age or older would be about 75% of the populace.
The cost of that would be $42 billion.
There would be more to it than that, but if we could wrap up the whole thing for $200 billion or less, it would probably be a very good deal.
I have no idea what the total cost would be, but these are some ballpark figures to jump off from.
Current citizens would keep all their current holdings. The only thing that would change would be the nation they would be citizens of, and in this case dual citizenship could probably be arranged.
So! Negotiations have commenced!
It would be nice to have a place to store all of our newly arrived, fleebag “refugees” in cold storage until they can go back to their own counties once they are fixed by “white supremacists”.
Trump wants Greenland because adding its expanse to the territory of the US will enable us to recalculate the average temperature in the US to a lower absolute level.
1) Media makes up a story
2) Same media mocks the story it made up
3) Repeat
Could be a negotiating strategy.
Since Greenland is not available then maybe it is worth looking at buying Canada?
I can tell you the citizens of Newfoundland and Labrador would leap at the chance to leave Canada and become our 51st state.
” No Mr. President! You cannot buy our rock infested shithole!” That is why we are called Greenland....because there’s nothing green...wait a second. We just woke up and came to our senses. We are Danish and this makes no sense. Our brains are frozen. Please send more global warming!”
Isn’t it up to the Danes whether they want to sell their territory? Thomas Jefferson didn’t ask the Indians if he could buy the Louisiana territory from Napoleon.