Posted on 07/29/2019 4:30:28 PM PDT by Extremely Extreme Extremist
Concrete.
DEFINITELY we need to pay federal taxes to have the bureaucraps instruct us not to get hit by a loose unbrella
at the beach!
We are SO glad we have these brave guardians in WashDC staying alert and protecting us
SO glad!
/s (meanwhile, the young fighting-age men from IslamoNazi Krapistans and Mexican drug gangsters are still inside USA!)
What about Bob?
Also, Atlantic City Whitefish... Go, Whitefish! (H/T Futurama)
Legislate a speed limit on wind.
I want the other people on the beach to not get sand on our stuff when they walk by. And do something about those green head flies. Help, Senator! SAVE US!!
I want the other people on the beach to not get sand on our stuff when they walk by. And do something about those green head flies. Help, Senator! SAVE US!!
Just what America needs: Tighter sphincters!
Can’t we stop payment on their pay checks? The Fake Congress has stopped any pretense of doing the people’s will. They obey no laws; why should we?
They want to pass a law for this? Seriously? Common Sense is officially dead. RIP.
This is an issue the Founding Fathers overlooked. It might require a separate Department. The Department of Beach Umbrella Safety. I nominate Sen Melendez for Secretary of The Department of Beach Umbrella Safety. They could have their own SWAT team.
New Jersey’s senior U.S. senator wants federal officials to take more aggressive action to protect beachgoers from wind-swept beach umbrellas
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Protect the citizens from illegal aliens????
No.
Protect them from jihadists????
No.
But they must be protected from beach umbrellas......smh
I was almost run through by a flying umbrella at the beach this weekend. It wasn’t because of a bad umbrella. It was because of the idiot who planted the umbrella.
A law banning assault umbrellas should do the trick.
But what about runaway beach balls? They could knock over my beer or something. The Government needs to DO something!
Oh wait, they’re rainbow colored. That would probably be deemed homophobic.
I’m glad he found an important issue to get behind!
See what a member of Congress can do when he puts his mind to it.
The first step should be to Pass a Law BANNING All Public Employee’s Nationwide from Owning, Using or possessing an Umbrella.
The swimmers can go to the Pacific where umbrellas aren’t the major problem...where the ocean is used as a toilet
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