[crusty old prospector]

You’ll love driverless cars. How many times a week does my computer at work lock up and need rebooting? Or my iPhone?

[Old Retired Army Guy]

No driverless cars for me. I will drive my Ram 1500 until the wheels fall off.

[Gen.Blather]

“You’ll love driverless cars.”

Wait until that lane-keeping function fails. The car will be undrivable. Oh, and how about a proximity warning that won’t shut off?

[Pearls Before Swine]

How many times a week does my computer at work lock up and need rebooting?

Try Windows 10.

I'm sure that'll get a laugh from some, but it's been pretty reliable for me.