Can I buy a vowel, please?
posted on 04/24/2019 5:34:32 PM PDT
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"Giorgi Rtskhiladze .... Can I buy a vowel, please?"
A Czech (or Hungarian) immigrant is getting a physical, and the doctor points to an eye chart and asks, "Can you read this line?"
Immigrant answers, "'READ it'? Why, I know the man!"
posted on 04/24/2019 5:57:30 PM PDT
("Blessed are the young, for they shall inherit the national debt" - Pr. Herbert Hoover)
posted on 04/24/2019 6:15:56 PM PDT
Can I buy a vowel, please?”
My first, and probably last, chuckle of the day. It felt good. Thank you.
posted on 04/25/2019 5:10:55 AM PDT
(When you're dead, you're dead. Until then fight with everything you have.l)
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