Hawaii’s humpback whales to be counted despite fed shutdown

ap ^ | 1/12/2019 | ap

[mdittmar]

KAILUA-KONA, Hawaii (AP)

[mdittmar]

Well,that's a relief;)

[Larry Lucido]

"Is anyone here a marine numerologist?"

[blueunicorn6]

Dirty, filthy Whale porn.

[digger48]

Glad to hear there’s so many whales now that there’s a need to count them

I just hope one of them still knows how to talk to the alien probe that’s bound to show up someday

[faithhopecharity]

I’m sure the whales are happy about this!?

[PittsburghAfterDark]

I will sleep much better tonight knowing the whale census is going forward despite Democratic hardships.

[PGR88]

Shutdowns don’t mean much.

Robert Kraft and his Patriots got a 4-jet flyover for their game today vs. LA Chargers.

Fed.gov still has money for the oligarchs.

[jmcenanly]

They're getting some outside help.

[timestax]

Robert Kraft and his Patriots got a 4-jet flyover for their game today vs. LA Chargers. Fed.gov still has money for the oligarchs.

Why does robert kraft rate this special privilege ??

[blueunicorn6]

Do you have to like have a special college degree to count Humpback Whales?

I mean, do you have to understand calculus or something?

If you just have to count em as they go swimming by, well, I could count 20 of em....if I take off my shoes.

21 if I take off my trunks, but then all the girls would be over inviting me to get a Leigh.

[freedumb2003]

>>Why does robert kraft rate this special privilege ??<<

Kraft doesn’t.

Brady does.

I am just surprised Brady wasn’t flying the lead jet.

[SaveFerris]

Those darn Klingons! Oh wait.....

[American in Israel]

I guess counting Wales are considered essential services...

[Delta 21]

So nice of the tree hugging, whale counting liberals to donate their time and effort to the government.

[FlingWingFlyer]

Not until every National Park toilet has a fresh new roll of toilet paper. Screw da whales.

[butlerweave]

Arctic Steak YUM

[onedoug]

That’s the way it should always be. Tell the feds to go to hell.

[Scrambler Bob]

Well, they are Democrat votes!

[centurion316]

Humpback whales will be counted. With help from the Hawaiian Federal District Judges, they will be registered to vote as Democrats and they will pledge their support to Kamila Harris as the next President of the United States. Anyone challenging this account will be arrested as Racists.

[vette6387]

But no Pelican relocating permits! And I suspect though that there would be “law enforcement” available to catch the “Pelican Relocaters and arrest them! We truly live in an upside down world today.