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Yosemite National Park partially closes after visitors poop on road during government shutdown
Daily News ^ | Jan 1, 2018

Posted on 01/01/2019 7:43:06 PM PST by 11th_VA

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To: 11th_VA

Bear poop looks like people poop so we just say it’s bear pop problem solved. self identified poop.


21 posted on 01/01/2019 8:41:16 PM PST by kvanbrunt2 (spooks won on day 76)
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To: easternsky

Guaranteed it’s liberals “protesting” the Trump administration.


22 posted on 01/01/2019 8:45:42 PM PST by SaveFerris (Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the days of Lot; they did eat, they drank, they bought, they sold ......)
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To: 11th_VA

Why is the park open at all?


23 posted on 01/01/2019 8:45:56 PM PST by Texas Eagle (If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all -- Texas Eagle)
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To: 11th_VA

Where did all those Central American invaders poop along the way?


24 posted on 01/01/2019 8:47:24 PM PST by Texas Eagle (If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all -- Texas Eagle)
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To: SaveFerris

Yep


25 posted on 01/01/2019 8:47:39 PM PST by easternsky
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To: OrangeHoof

Half of India and God knows how many other countries still do that. I could name a few more, but why bother?


26 posted on 01/01/2019 8:49:58 PM PST by Fungi
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To: Texas Eagle

GSMNP is open. Nobody crapping the place up. Location, location, location.


27 posted on 01/01/2019 8:53:16 PM PST by eyedigress ((Old storm chaser from the west))
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To: Texas Eagle
That's what I keep wondering.

Don't they have gates they chain? Do they not have signs saying, 'PARK CLOSED'?

28 posted on 01/01/2019 8:53:48 PM PST by yesthatjallen
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To: an amused spectator

Sure it wasn’t his dog? Riding on top of the van for hours must have brought on the urge to poop.


29 posted on 01/01/2019 8:54:15 PM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Ya lyublyu kovfefe!)
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To: easternsky
Or, there is ONE other possibility:


30 posted on 01/01/2019 8:56:29 PM PST by SaveFerris (Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the days of Lot; they did eat, they drank, they bought, they sold ......)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Sure it wasn’t his dog? Riding on top of the van for hours must have brought on the urge to poop.

Mitt and his dog's squeezins DO have a lot in common:


31 posted on 01/01/2019 8:58:13 PM PST by an amused spectator (Hillary For Prison)
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To: Keyhopper

“Where do the bears poop?”

lol...In SE Oregon the wild horses like to poop in the road. The stallions mark their territories by pooping over the other horse’s crap (they’re called stud piles and they can get pretty big)


32 posted on 01/01/2019 8:59:47 PM PST by Electric Graffiti (Cocked, locked and ready to ROCK!)
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To: SaveFerris

lolol


33 posted on 01/01/2019 9:00:17 PM PST by Electric Graffiti (Cocked, locked and ready to ROCK!)
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To: lee martell

Occupy Yosemite no doubt


34 posted on 01/01/2019 9:00:31 PM PST by a fool in paradise (Denounce DUAC - The Democrats Un-American Activists Committee)
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To: Electric Graffiti

Maybe that is what Liberals think they are making, Stud Piles....


35 posted on 01/01/2019 9:05:43 PM PST by buffyt ( Please Send Global Warming to Texas Hill Country! We are FREEZING!!!! BRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrr)
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To: PghBaldy; entropy12; BookmanTheJanitor
Are they sure it isn’t just visitors from San Francisco?


36 posted on 01/01/2019 9:14:41 PM PST by DoodleBob (Gravity's waiting period is about 9.8 m/s^2)
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To: OrangeHoof

Reminds me of an old joke.

Mario and his friend Stosh decided to spend their vacation together on a camping trip. They made a long list of everything they needed and checked it carefully as they packed their car.

Or so they thought...

The first night of their campout Stosh felt the urgent call of nature and was panicked to discover they had forgotten to bring any toilet paper.

“Calm down,” said Mario. “Do you have a dollar on you? Use the dollar!”

“Oh, okay,” said a bewildered Stosh as he headed into a space in some bushes.

Mario was shocked when his friend emerged a few minutes later with s#!t all over his hands.

“Whatsa matter with you?! Didn’t you use the dollar like I told you?”

“I did!,” insisted Stosh. “But it wasn’t easy to do with three quarters, a nickel, and two dimes!”


37 posted on 01/01/2019 9:17:42 PM PST by Catmom (We're all gonna get the punishment only some of us deserve.r)
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To: 11th_VA

Stupid fvck3rz can’t even crap in a hole, and cover it up with dirt.

It’s even in the Bible, believe it or not. Seriously.


38 posted on 01/01/2019 9:22:15 PM PST by Freedom4US
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To: Texas Eagle
Why would the park not be open? They gonna roll up the waterfalls and shut down the sunsets?
39 posted on 01/01/2019 9:24:24 PM PST by Freedom4US
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To: Freedom4US

They generally have stations with gates they can lock.


40 posted on 01/01/2019 9:31:49 PM PST by yesthatjallen
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