[MNDude]

I’m buying a ticket. You know it’ll be a collectors item one day.

[Buckeye McFrog]

“I had 2 tickets I wanted to give away. So I just left them under the wiper on my windshield.

When I returned there were four more.”

(classic New Orleans Saints joke from the 70’s)

[HotHunt]

"There's a sucker born every minute." W.C Fields

:-)