I think the WH should leak out that Trump wakes in the morning, urinates, passes gas, then showers, before he dresses for the day. This has to infuriate them. They didnt mention he brushed his teeth or combed his hair. THE man is an animal
Imagine the fun. I always brush and comb.
I like tooth paste.
Sometimes I get the two mixed up. I comb my teeth and brush my hair. At least my follicles won't get cavities.