“...If your good ol boys are anything like mine,...pissing themselves”
Doubt it. They’re all combat vets. They’ve seen real-deal tough. And these clowns ain’t it.
As for the man purse, I don’t know, tell me.
It's Georgia. It tends to get hot down here. Despite this subculture's tendency to multiple layers, most folks don't have a whole lot of sartorial options if they carry anything more capable than an LCP with one extra magazine.