The Many Things that Democrats want to Ban (Running List)

metallicman ^ | 25OCT18 | editorial staff

[vannrox]

This is a compilation of the many, many things that American Democrats (often radical totalitarian communists wearing the mantle of “progressive liberals”) want to ban. This is a running tabulated list that originated from an earlier post about busybodies. There, I argued that Social Justice Warriors (SJW) was just another name for a busybody.

This is a set aside list tabulated by request. It supersedes the extensive list on an earlier post about busybodies. Remember, boys and girls, all bans are a restriction on freedom. Go ahead and shake your head in disbelief. These people are friggin’ lunatics.

• Ban Barbie dolls (For Pete’s sake, why?)
• Ban the National Anthem
• Ban Islamophobic Lawmaker From the U.S.
• Ban the word “Bossy“
• Ban sitting or lying down
• Ban air fresheners
• Ban scary appearing weapons
• Ban using the word “too”
• Ban shoelaces
• Ban tackle football
• Ban adults from going to amusement parks unless they have children in tow.
• Ban ice cream in the park (Children can fall down while licking ice cream.)
• Ban bottled water
• Ban See-Saws
• Ban swings on playgrounds
• Ban use of the term “Husband and Wife” from US Code
• Ban gay conversion therapy
• Ban all cars that use gasoline or diesel fuel
• Ban mining
• Ban slides on playgrounds
• Ban Balloons.
• Ban bottled water
• Ban painting your house in a non-approved color
• Ban the sale of box cutters to minors
• Ban cars from turning (How is this even possible?)
• Ban sale of machetes to minors
• Ban energy drinks
• Ban coffee unless the cup has cancer warnings
• Ban plastic flatware
• Ban guns completely made out of plastic
• Ban Mahjong games
• Ban wood-burning stoves

  
  
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[vannrox]

The list is pages and pages long. Compiled for your reference to remind everyone that banning things is a restriction on freedom. Just imagine what the United States would look like if the Democrats retook the Congress. It will be horrible. Check out the list.

[ealgeone]

Is the Electoral College on there somewhere along with the Constitution?

[rockrr]

All I want to ban is dhimmicrats ;’}

[rightwingcrazy]

Anything that’s not compulsory is forbidden.

[ClearCase_guy]

A story I've told many times:
A few years ago at a neighborhood gathering, I overheard a neighbor listing all the things she would ban (long list), and she would also force businesses to pay fair wages, and she would force rich people to oay more taxes, and on and on.

I moved up to the group and said, "Maybe people don't want that. There might be a lot of unintended consequences."

She spun around and saw me. "You!" she said. "You're a Republican! You people just want to control everything!"

I said, "I'm a Conservative. I just want to be left alone. You, on the other hand, seem to have a VERY long list of things you want to control."

She hasn't spoken to me since.

[Beowulf9]

other thing they want banned.

[C210N]

Those are the first two questions that came to mind. I already checked...

They have Constitution in the list. Check.

They do NOT have the Electoral College on the list. Demerit.

[Schatze]

I agree — the answer is to ban dumbocrats. If only there were a way to ship them off to another galaxy.

[LukeL]

Liberals also want to ban boiling lobsters alive because they may feel pain. However injecting a 20-30% salt solution into a baby’s veins to stop its heart is wonderful and should be mandatory to control the population.

[dynachrome]

The Many Things that Democrats want to Ban

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[Secret Agent Man]

Basically libtards want the type of legal system europeans escaped from coming here.

[Mark17]

She hasn't spoken to me since.

I am sure that just breaks your heart. NOT.

[Mark17]

If only there were a way to ship them off to another galaxy.

There must be. That’s where they all came from.

[Secret Agent Man]

Liberals are really just trying to promote the types of governments found across almost all of europe.

Over there, government controls everything severely. The legal systems are set up that if something is not explicitly approved as legal, then it’s illegal.

Our ancestors came here and set up an opposite form, where if something was not declared explicitly illegal, it was by default, legal to do.

Libtards are all for making our legal system into european systems that forbid everything that the government doesn’t explicitly make legal.

It also shows you they want government to give people rights. The american system was set up to protect and guarantee rights people inherently possess, just being people. Because those rights come from God. Not government.

Once you understand this, you understand the difference between constitional patriots and liberal socialists.

[Schatze]

Thanks, I needed a good laugh!

[Mark17]

👍

[vette6387]

Actually they want to ban all of us who disagree with them! That makes their list very short, because all the things you’ve listed would not need further banning if they could just make all of us Conservatives disappear for good! And I would not put it past them to accomplish that task by “any means necessary.”

[wjcsux]

It would be a lot easier if list the things libtards don’t want to ban.

[indthkr]

Socialists Wishlist bump for later....

[CJ Wolf]

Ban this article