i identify as an attack helicopter so i got that going for me, which is nice...
Posted on 06/17/2018 3:25:52 PM PDT by RightGeek
TAMPA, FL—Stating they could hardly wait to see what gender their little bundle of joy was going to be, Mr. and Mrs. Murphy opened their home to friends and family over the weekend to host a gender reveal party for their 15-year-old child.
The party-goers reportedly partook in games like guessing the gender using pink, blue, purple, green, red, and brown M&Ms to cast their vote, taking a quiz to see who knew the most of the teenager’s triggers, and winning pins from other guests who slipped up and used the wrong pronoun for the child.
“I bet it’s a demi-male dragonkin,” Cindy Johnson from Mrs. Murphy’s yoga class whispered. “I just have a feeling!”
“No, no—see how the kid is wearing a hoodie and brooding? I’ll bet that’s a sign it’s a bisexual female,” an elderly woman replied.
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Dragonkin. So that’s what the D stands for.
i identify as an attack helicopter so i got that going for me, which is nice...
I’m a lesbian trapped in a mans body.
MtnClimber wrote:
I’m a lesbian trapped in a mans body.
HA! I used to be a man trapped in a woman’s body, but then I was born!
I admit to clicking the link, I just HAD to see how far the Sac Bee might fly with that pollen...
“... the Murphys gathered all the guests together and broke open a large paper mache piñata, revealing the gender of their precious little high schooler to be a gender-fluid possum possibly having kinship with an anime character from popular anime “Attack on Titan.”
that sounds fun... no need for a strap-on
now that’s funny
LOL - no! It’s the Babylon Bee. The Sac Bee hasn’t figured out how nuts they are.
No JOKING, this is real. REALLY bad.
How do you feel about a doctor -hospital- and the PARENTS butchering a child to try and change their sex?
I know a beautiful (13-14yo) girl that just had a radical mastectomy in North Carolina on the pretense that she thinks she’s a boy.
Her hysterectomy -(spaying) and building of man parts is likely the next step- next year.
How is this legal in the USA?????
She’s a kid who can’t smoke, drive, vote, drink, get tattooed or have a credit card issued in her name, and just got her first cell phone last year: yet she is having her insides ripped out and has voluntarily been permanently disfigured!
Even Josef Mengele did not experiment in this way.
She has some mild developmental disabilities and acts like a 11-12 year old girl. She struggles both socially and academically in school.
She is 5’1” tall and will likely stay that height and has a slight build, petite-pixieish face, looking nothing like a boy or man.
She is not assertive, nor is she a tom-boy. She looks, sounds, smells, walks and talks like a girl- like a dumb valley-girl.
This is no joke. Transgendering has horrendous irreversible consequences.
Why is our society and the public school system pushing this on our children?
It is devastating to see a childhood ruined.
What was the big hurry to accept an immature child’s wishes to fantasize about her gender?
Instead of special ed, therapy, counseling, prayers— she gets her mammary glands removed!
What if she wants to trans-species or cut off her ear because she thinks ‘it looks ugly?’
For a girl to appear as a Trans-man the cost is greater than 100,000.
There’s weekly hormone shots that can damage the endocrine system or cause cancer, no one knows for sure,
“-——and the public school system pushing this on our children?”
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What public school system has pushed this surgery on 15 year olds?
A link would be appreciated.
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The parents should be sexually butchered like they are doing to their daughter. How much is all this child and teen transgendering about kids trying to get their distant and uninvolved parents’ attention?
I’m going to identify as a cruise ship...
She attends a public school in Atlanta, not sure which one. You can research the Atlanta PS sex-ed program and see what they preach.
She may also been indoctrinated by a Universalist church they attended.
I really don’t know for sure, but do realize she is too naive and unexposed to have come up with this idea on her own accord. From what I have seen, she’s mild-mannered -not rebellious girl or eccentric- she’s a complacent wall flower. This extremist idea does not fit her M.O.
It could have been her mother- a giant behemoth loud mouth lumberjack looking woman that fancies herself an ultra-liberal progressive -from Massachusetts. She is a heavy handed controlling mother that plays favorites.
She may have always wanted to be a guy and convinced her sweet obedient daughter to pretend she’s a man. Some form of gender-proxy by Maunchen’s Syndrome?
There’s no shortage of great surgeons in Atlanta.
From that I surmise that a cosmetic unnecessary radical mastectomy on a child is illegal in Georgia, or that no Atlanta doctor would agree to mutilate the girl.
This explains the trip to North Carolina for surgery- butchering.
I thought about changing genders once, but then after considering the expenses, such as changing stationery headings, re-engraving wedding gifts, sending out new pronoun announcements and all I just said screw it.
/s of course
Satire?
Feh ...
Don’t give them ideas.
I thought it was Samantha Bee
Love the Babylon Bee’s humor.
I’ll show you a “gender reveal”!
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