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Hawaiian Tradition -- How to Appease Pele
An email ^
| 6/10/18
| Anon
Posted on 06/10/2018 7:14:46 AM PDT by ProtectOurFreedom
According to ancient Hawaiian tradition, the quickest way to APPEASE PELE and have the volcanic fires stop is to make a human sacrifice into her fires, and according to tradition, that needs to be a celebrated leader who was born in Hawaii and held a position of power for 8 years.
Obama quickly announced today he was actually born in Kenya and has the Birth Certificate to prove it.
TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: appease; birthcertificate; pele
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All those in favor of human sacrifice, so indicate by saying "aye."
To: sodpoodle
To: ProtectOurFreedom
Just find Tom Hanks and if there is a virgin somewhere on the island, throw her into the volcano and be done with it.
That's about as silly as the aboriginal talk of Pele.
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posted on
06/10/2018 7:27:54 AM PDT
by
Reno89519
(No Amnesty! No Catch-and-Release! Just Say No to All Illegal Aliens! Arrest & Deport!)
To: ProtectOurFreedom
Human hell. Pele wants spam. NOW!
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posted on
06/10/2018 7:28:17 AM PDT
by
rktman
(Enlisted in the Navy in '67 to protect folks rights to strip my rights. WTH?)
To: All
That is hysterically funny........too bad it’s “only a legend.” LOL.
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posted on
06/10/2018 7:35:43 AM PDT
by
Liz
( (Our side has 8 trillion bullets;the other side doesn't know which bathroom to use.))
To: Grampa Dave; poconopundit; GOPJ; Jane Long; HarleyLady27; RitaOK; TADSLOS; ...
According to ancient Hawaiian tradition, the only way to stop the volcano’s fiery destruction is to make a human sacrifice.
According to tradition, the human sacrifice needs to be a celebrated leader, who was born in Hawaii, and held a position of power for 8 years.
THIS JUST IN: Obama announced today he was actually born in Kenya and has the Birth Certificate to prove it.
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posted on
06/10/2018 7:40:14 AM PDT
by
Liz
( (Our side has 8 trillion bullets;the other side doesn't know which bathroom to use.))
To: ProtectOurFreedom
Even if Obama was born in Hawaii, he is still not a natural born citizen.
His foreign national father made him a British subject at birth.
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posted on
06/10/2018 7:42:29 AM PDT
by
Lurkinanloomin
(Natural Born Citizen Means Born Here of Citizen Parents__Know Islam, No Peace - No Islam, Know Peace)
To: ProtectOurFreedom
Barry?!
Mme. Pele needs something for her GERD.
NOT an emetic.
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posted on
06/10/2018 7:45:22 AM PDT
by
mewzilla
(Has the FBI been spying on members of Congress?)
To: Liz
Thanks for the ping and the BOL!
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posted on
06/10/2018 7:47:09 AM PDT
by
Grampa Dave
(Trump does what is good for Americans. Then, the world gets their panties in a knot! Too bad!)
To: Liz
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posted on
06/10/2018 7:49:57 AM PDT
by
HarleyLady27
( "The Force Awakens!!!"...Trump and Pence: MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!!!)
To: ProtectOurFreedom
“And he’s up there, what’s that? Hawaiian noises?
Bangin’ on the bongoes like a chimpanzee
That ain’t workin’ that’s the way you do it
Get your money for nothin’ get your chicks for free”
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posted on
06/10/2018 7:50:42 AM PDT
by
moovova
To: ProtectOurFreedom
Like you need to ask for a show of hands...
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posted on
06/10/2018 7:52:30 AM PDT
by
Charles Martel
(Progressives are the crab grass in the lawn of life.)
To: HarleyLady27; Grampa Dave
I just heard that an elderly Hawaiian searched the archives and has come up with the final solution.
If the Hawaiian-born personage becomes unavailable., it is permissible to throw the guy’s wife into the volcano......
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posted on
06/10/2018 7:57:41 AM PDT
by
Liz
( (Our side has 8 trillion bullets;the other side doesn't know which bathroom to use.))
To: ProtectOurFreedom
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posted on
06/10/2018 8:01:25 AM PDT
by
ETL
(Obama-Hillary, REAL Russia collusion! Uranium-One Deal, Missile Defense, Iran Deal, Nukes: Click ETL)
To: ProtectOurFreedom
Got the same email today. 8>)
To: ProtectOurFreedom
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posted on
06/10/2018 8:02:30 AM PDT
by
ETL
(Obama-Hillary, REAL Russia collusion! Uranium-One Deal, Missile Defense, Iran Deal, Nukes: Click ETL)
To: Liz
LOL - I was falling for it... right up to the end. Good one Liz.
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posted on
06/10/2018 8:08:10 AM PDT
by
GOPJ
(MSNBC Bimbos/democrats demand 'respect' for porn stars, hookers, MS13 but NOT Melania.)
To: rktman
Spam?
Bette Midler qualifies all around~
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posted on
06/10/2018 8:10:28 AM PDT
by
jjotto
("Ya could look it up!")
To: jjotto
Now that could cause major spewage. LOL!
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posted on
06/10/2018 8:11:16 AM PDT
by
rktman
(Enlisted in the Navy in '67 to protect folks rights to strip my rights. WTH?)
To: GOPJ; Liz
Liz (in post 6) was just quoting the email that inspired this thread. :)
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posted on
06/10/2018 8:13:02 AM PDT
by
ETL
(Obama-Hillary, REAL Russia collusion! Uranium-One Deal, Missile Defense, Iran Deal, Nukes: Click ETL)
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