[Truthoverpower]

The chicom guvmint is evil
Their people are very smart and hard working
Education is a premium there
I’m short. Thank G-d for nuclear weapons
That will make their huge standing army mostly irrelevant

[HiTech RedNeck]

I’m not sure who wants to escalate a nuke conflict over a ground war.

[Alberta's Child]

I stopped worrying about the Chinese taking over the world after I saw how badly they drive cars.

If you can't even master a Honda Accord, are you even capable of dressing yourself in the morning?