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To: EdnaMode

How’d they shrink Al except his head?


5 posted on 01/15/2018 12:52:19 PM PST by Lurkina.n.Learnin (Wisdom and education are different things. Don't confuse them.)
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To: Lurkina.n.Learnin

Al looked healthier fat. Now he looks like he’s dying of AIDS.


27 posted on 01/15/2018 1:23:14 PM PST by Dr. Bogus Pachysandra (NOT TITO)
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To: Lurkina.n.Learnin

Al Sharpton was jailed a few years back, and went on a diet of hot water and clear broth - he ended up resetting his metabolism, and the body fat, which he was formerly most generously endowed with, began to melt away. But he got it all off, and kept it off, after his own daughter fat-shamed him, and he went on a very low-carb diet, with only fish and eggs for protein, eschewing fried chicken and red meats altogether.

Literally, Al Sharpton is but a shadow of his former self. He is but 129 pounds now, having lost well over half his former weight (300+ pounds)


30 posted on 01/15/2018 1:25:56 PM PST by alloysteel (Sometimes I have to tell myself, it just isn't worth the jail time.)
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To: Lurkina.n.Learnin

Sharpton should consult with the experts within the Jivaroan tribes from the northwestern region of the Amazon rain forest in Ecuador and Peru. They could help him shrink his head to achieve proportionality with the rest of his shrunken body.


39 posted on 01/15/2018 1:47:43 PM PST by lakecumberlandvet (Appeasement never works.)
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To: Lurkina.n.Learnin

“How’d they shrink Al except his head?”

Because he signed on to being a “human Pez dispenser!” On the “distaff side,” we have Rosie O’Donnell.


54 posted on 01/15/2018 2:20:26 PM PST by vette6387
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To: Lurkina.n.Learnin

Probably had stomach restriction weight loss surgery.

That is how our 400 Lb SIL lost 200 lbs. BIG man 6’4” so normal weight is 200 Lb, heart, diabetes are a thing of the past. And no flabby hanging skin now all muscle.


73 posted on 01/16/2018 6:24:43 AM PST by GailA (Ret. SCPO wife: suck it up buttercups it's President Donald Trump!)
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