[Army Air Corps]

“I’ve lived in this state my whole life and I refuse to pump my own gas. This is a service only qualified people should perform. I will literally park at the pump and wait until someone pumps my gas.”

I see an opportunity to make some money! Enterprising folks could charge these dolts a few bucks to pump their gas for them.

[the OlLine Rebel]

Oh yeah, libs think everyone needs to be “qualified” (guns, anyone?), that every task is difficult (thus worth $$$$$$ in labor vs. intellectual professionals), and every task needs licensing.

This statement fits in perfectly. “I am not licensed to pull out a pump” so cannot possibly understand how to do it!

That said, I really do miss the full-service stations. At least in the days when people valued their jobs and respected bosses and customers.

[catnipman]

“I see an opportunity to make some money! Enterprising folks could charge these dolts a few bucks to pump their gas for them.”

yeah. ex-squeegee guys and illegal aliens could hang around gas station entrances holding homemade signs that say “Will Pump Gas For $3.00!”