Posted on 08/11/2017 2:04:15 PM PDT by simpson96
The best thing that can happen to the residents of Chicago is, exactly to, stand outside, look at the flash, and say ‘goo....’.
Why?
If you think Chicago is a warzone NOW, y’all ain’t seen nuthin’ yet!
The survivors will be acting worse than those after Katrina.
No, stand and watch, for the wait for the federals to help will be too long, since they will be federal employees, they will not want to deal with all that stuff, afterwards.
I guess someone could say “Thank you, this would lower our payroll.”
Put hands on knees.
Bend over.
Kiss your ass goodbye.
Actually come in very handy for watching a nuclear fireball.
So clueless.......
Hey, maybe you should hang onto them and use them in the event of a nuclear attack.
They might just prevent eye damage if you are near the blast.
But dont worry about black youth killing each other day after day
They might try their hand at offering advice on how to ride the Green Line elevated from one end of the route to the other after dark, and still emerge alive, or at least still in possession of a purse or wallet - that might actually have some practical benefit.
But the lefties ignore the daily shootings in the best parts of the city. Amazing.
Best advice...be baptized beforehand and repent before oblivion, because you are going to get the express trip...
They’ll be shot long before they are nuked.
What is he going to offer the same kind of advice that Cronkite gave out during the Cuban Missile Crisis? Duck under your desk? I remember those stupid drills.
BTW you have 5 mins to react....and unless you are in a special shelter you won’t survive, just ask Japan.
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