Baltimore’s ‘nobody kill anybody’ weekend starts today

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[glennaro]

Sorry. Baltimore’s new city slogan is “Nobody Kill Anybody Weekend”.

[Puppage]

What happens on Monday?

You, FRiend, have just won the internet.

[Tzimisce]

Baltimore is going on the honor system?

[Billthedrill]

Aw, you stole my punchline. I was going to point out that grammatically, “Nobody kill anybody” should be rendered “Don’t nobody kill nobody,” or “Ain’t nobody kill nobody.”

[Red Badger]

As I have written before, the basis of most major religions in the world is, “Mind your own business and don’t bother other people.”

And then there’s Islam.....................

[Secret Agent Man]

.....aaaaaaanndddd its over....

[FreeReign]

Baltimore’s ‘nobody kill anybody’ weekend starts today

Allow me to translate for the people of Baltimore.

Nobody kill nobody.

[Cementjungle]

Is there a scoreboard somewhere?

Who's sponsoring this event... Gatorade?

[lightman]

I’d wager it ends between 0130 and 0230 Saturday morning.

[Trueblackman]

Anyone want to start a time pool on this one? I lived in Baltimore for 3 years, I say before 10:47 tonight.

[Doogle]

Prediction.... 3 by midnight

[Billthedrill]

Anyone want to start a time pool on this one?

Put me down for 3:00 AM Saturday.

[Lurkinanloomin]

Something like “Do unto others as you would have done to you”

[E. Pluribus Unum]

Can’t say “Thou shalt not kill,” though.

That would violate the mythical separation clause.

[Lurkinanloomin]

I don’t think they make past midnight.

[griswold3]

What? NO Hashtags? Disappointing.

[Vlad The Inhaler]

This is just a poorly disguised scam by Chicago to keep Baltimore from stealing their record on people shot and people killed for the year.

[dfwgator]

Baltimore’s ‘nobody kill anybody’ weekend starts today,

Except for Cops.

[Pilgrim's Progress]

I bet some killers will see this as a worthy challenge.

[ilovesarah2012]

Here in SC it’s tax-free weekend.