Posted on 07/17/2017 9:44:45 AM PDT by AngelesCrestHighway
Man...! I’m glad I was not on that flight from hell! Hell, My eyes water up when the kid in front of me just rips an sbd after eating peanuts!
“Ladies and gentlemen, this is your Head Flight Attendant speaking. In a few minutes we will be going through the cabin distributing drinks and snacks and a stopper for Steve’s behind in seat 26B. If we had any gas masks, we’d be handing those out, too.”
“It is over inflated and it just plain stinks. More fake news. Besides a Russian did it.”
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Leave it to a FReeper to tie everything together! LOL! :)
That little fan over your head was just not enough...P U!!!
Hey, if you fart in church, you gotta’ sit in your own pew!
“Man...! I’m glad I was not on that flight from hell! Hell, My eyes water up when the kid in front of me just rips an sbd after eating peanuts!”
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LOL!
Be glad you’re not married to my husband. ;)
(if you’re reading this, sorry, Honey. Couldn’t resist...)
How could anyone eat in that stench...?
When I’m in a bar I MIGHT let one slip out. Whenever anyone asks “did you just fart?” I always say “ No, I always smell this way at 11:00 (whatever time it is)”. Exasparates the hell out of them.
“Ladies and gentlemen this is your Head Flight Attendant speaking. As we prepare to land, please be sure your trays are up and locked and that you have your seat all the way forward and those of you sitting next to Stinky Steve in seat 26B please stop your crying and return to your seats because the back of the plane is too heavy to land. Thank you.”
Hey, if you fart in church, you gotta’ sit in your own pew!
Oh no...I always move!
This is probably a case of aerotoxic syndrome. Fresh air inside a moving airplane comes from air pressurized by the engines. This engine bleed air sometimes suffers contamination from leaking engine lubricants. When that happens, passengers and crew will experience toxic fumes consisting of vaporized lubricant and poisonous organophosphates used in it to deter insects and fungal and microbial growth. Airlines are reluctant to explain this in detail because of liability and customer relations concerns.
Oh no...I always move!
You're supposed to quickly look at the little old lady next to you and make her think that she did it!
What?! No choice of tandoori chicken or osso bucco? /"Osso Bucco"
Me thinks Steve went all the way to door #2 and shit his pants...just sayin
Who cut the cheese?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-CNOFFud9k
Cheek room.
Heh....
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