Wild pigs kill ISIS members

Yahoo ^ | 4/25/2017 | Mark Piggott, IBT

[biggerten]

Three members Isis have reportedly been killed and five more injured by rampaging wild boar near Kirkuk in Iraq.

The exact circumstances are unclear, but sources claim another Isis militant later "took revenge" against the feral pigs involved in the incident.

[biggerten]

I know it's bad, but God forgive me, I got a chuckle out of this.

[AzNASCARfan]

I felt bad after too, but it warmed my heart reading it...

[Bullish]

Don’t feel bad, God himself probably got a chuckle out of that.

[Tennessee Nana]

LOL

[Company Man]

Maybe I’m overthinking this, but I wonder why these bad actors didn’t shoot the swine...

[blackdog]

Because feral pigs hunt you. They are smart mean stealthy beasts.

[hal ogen]

These terrorist degenerates probably got mad at the boar when it “turned them down”.

[pepsionice]

If you go down the recruitment angle of ISIS...they end up with suburban punk teens for the most part, who have no real skills in life. There is no basic training or boot camp. So, when in some stupid scenario of wild boar involved....they never had any life skills to handle the situation.

[fieldmarshaldj]

Let’s hear it for the boar !

[Titan Magroyne]

“Three members of Isis have reportedly been killed and five more injured by rampaging wild boar near Kirkuk in Iraq.”

Dear Advice Columnist,

I dismissed the veracity of this article as Too Good To Be True.

Does that make me a bad person?

Signed,

Wondering

[Rastus]

You got a chuckle out of this? What kind of monster are you? Feral pigs were murdered here, and if you can’t find it in your heart to care about that, consider this: all that pork went to waste since these filthy animals don’t eat it.

[cynwoody]

These terrorist degenerates probably got mad at the boar when it “turned them down”.

Welcome to heaven, Achmed. As Allah promised, here is your Virgin #1:

Careful! She has a headache.

[Rastus]

God himself probably got a chuckle out of that.

Author: Mark Piggott

Yep, your thesis is proven.

[KevinB]

For an additional chuckle, check out the name of the author of the article: Mark Piggott.

The piggott them Isis fellers!

[KevinB]

Author: Mark Piggott

Ah, you beat me to it. I should have read the whole thread before posting.

[Joe Boucher]

Pigs kill mooselimbs!
Oh the gentle irony.

[saintgermaine]

This story makes a good case for more wild pigs.

[Windflier]

I know, I know...

“I did a search, and nothing came up.”

[ConservaTeen]

Me too...even the pigs knows ISIS is dangerous.

Now, did the ISIS terrorists who got killed by the pigs getting 72 virgins?

[American in Israel]

Insulallah.