[HarleyLady27]

Ping...

[Army Air Corps]

Further reminding people why it was a good idea to depart from the EU control freaks.

[Pearls Before Swine]

“We screwed up, you can’t stand to be around us, here’s a bill for cleanup anyway.”

I’m sure the UK could come up with a counter-argument about the people who came through the Chunnel from France before they tightened things up. Or, maybe the EU and France what England to pay for the cleanup in Calais?

[tbw2]

Saying “we’re taking in 3 million people despite your desire AND you have to pay for it”. That’s immoral.

[rigelkentaurus]

Pay turkey for “migrants”, aka invaders? Uh no, just return the merchandise.

[Cen-Tejas]

So, why would Britain not tell the EU to just go pound sand?

What’s their down side?

[The Toll]

Uh....Make Me!

[chajin]

If they paid it on May 5, that would turn Cinco de Mayo into Cinco de Euro...

[Socon-Econ]

Absurd to expect Brits to pay Turkey to keep out immigrants that it no longer has to accept.

[Leaning Right]

> EU Demands UK Pay Turkey for Migrants <

LOL! Permit me to get on the bandwagon as well. I demand that the UK pay my water bill.

[Mariner]

These people are not smart enough to realize there is no way the can compel Britain to pay anything.

[Vlad The Inhaler]

There is only one reasonable reply to outrageous demands like that.

[Billthedrill]

it includes the costs of relocating any EU institution and the UK’s share of a massive aid package given to Turkey in return for easing the migrant crisis.

Think of it as a divorce where one partner maxes out the credit cards before making the settlement. Sweet deal if you can get it.

[Truth29]

Note to the EU: UK exit beautification project will be to leave Brussels a smoking hole in the ground - figuratively, of course. The UK needs to determine what actions it could take that would massively hurt the EU and offer not to do them in exchange for a no cost divorce.

[Brian Griffin]

Nein, Nichts, Adieu

Probably just assume EU-related pensions and unemployment compensation for UK citizens.

The EU agency people owning British real estate will be making a killing, far more than any relocation costs.

Also:
1. EU citizen workers in UK who made 2016 UK income tax payments can stay, without UK subsidies.

2. UK workers on Continent who made 2016 Continental income tax payments can stay, without Continental subsidies.

3. Those workers can participate in the health systems of their host country.

4. Continental/UK real property owners will retain year around residency rights to their current UK/Continental property.

Germany created the magnet for the migrants, so Germany alone and no other EU member should pay their costs.

[Nifster]

EU participants are insane. This is going to cause a war.

When Britain tells them to go pound sand what do they plan to do?

[justa-hairyape]

Fine. Bill the EU for all the costs of housing their migrants.

[Lurker]

“No.”

Cheerio.

L

[arthurus]

Britain should simply sever totally effective tonight at 0000 hrs. It can be done and will ultimately be cheaper, sooner, and a lot less complicated. I suspect that the PM and the establishment class will make it as difficult and onerous as possible in order to get another vote to reverse Brexit. Or they may use the negotiations and wrangling to essentially stay in the EU but change the names of some things, sort of like what the Republicans are determined to do with Obamacare. If Brexit is successfully sabotaged I expect Britain will lose the pound in the process and will turn over its financial control entirely to the EUSSR Central Committee.

[zaxtres]

Send ‘em back and ask for a refund. Yeah okay, we’re talking about Turkey. /s