"No, it was not my idea, so STOP ASKING!"
Posted on 04/09/2017 9:30:32 PM PDT by boycott
“Oh, you wanted pickled BEETS in your salad? My bad, I thought you wanted pickled bats!”
My guess would be that Ozzy Osbourne ordered it.
Now I am beginning to wonder what is inside pancake batter.
Organic Marketside Spring Mix Now With Roasted Rodent Bits!!
Don’t shout and wave it about or everyone else will want one, too.
Not believing it. The bag would explode from the gases of the decomposing animal. The instant you opened it, if not blown up, the smell would knock you into next Tuesday.
And here I thought “organic” just meant it had been grown in sh*t. I had no idea it meant there was a prize in the box !
Sounds like sulfites. They are sprayed to keep vegetables looking fresh. I also have a problems with wine and lately anything with cooking sherry in it.
Darn it, I love the ready made salads in a bag.
LMAO!!
I used to get horrible migraines from sulfites. After 10 years of no dried fruit, no wine and no dark chocolate (no sulfites, but still a headache) I was diagnosed with Graves Disease. That went into remission and I had fewer headaches. About 6 months later, my blood pressure inexplicably shot up, went on meds and now I can drink red wine and eat chocolate with no ill effects. Very strange.
I try to avoid foods labeled ‘Organic’.
I want my food grown without manure, pests, and diseases.
And instead of it being a Caesar salad, would it be a Napoleon salad?
We have them all around our house. Dog had been after one that was living under the deck. She finally got it the other day. Lol
She’s death on anything she can get near enough to. Her score is 2 birds, a lizard, and a rat.
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