Posted on 04/08/2017 4:40:29 PM PDT by Eleutheria5
If it’s a Shakeys Pizza that’ll kill him.
Nasty food...
It’s little known, but maybe 4 years before Kim Jong **IL** died, there was an assasination attempt:
His train was known to be due to pass through a station and someone planted a bomb —A REALLY ENORMOUS BOMB— there for him.
It was set to go off at the proper time, alas Jong Il altered his schedule suddenly and his train travel was suddenly made safe:
The explosion took out maybe 6 full city blocks.
Dang it, I checked and I can’t find the amazing photos:
Outside of a Fuel-Air Explosion it was the biggest conventional blast aftermath I’ve ever seen.
There were rumors that the “bomb” was actually an entire TRAIN full of ordnance.
How about poisoned exploding Cuban cigars? Cognac laced with polonium. Hookers with Super AIDS. Poisoned pizza is not a bad idea, but come on. A super villain needs to be taken out with something at the level of sharks with lasers on the heads.
Is their "source" a ten year old who just watched his first James Bond movie?
...The disguise would turn the smaller building into a “Pizza Hut” selling both normal and poisoned pizzas. ...
You funny guy.
Are American chain businesses such as Pizza Hut even allowed to operate in North Korea?? How could they set up this business as a front for something else?
Super interesting NK spy trivia from 4 years ago:
Big gaggle of Syrian rocket scientists in North Korea get blown up..!
https://www.nknews.org/2013/06/the-odd-tale-of-a-lone-israeli-spy-and-north-korea/
I think you’ve been had. This is a parody. A Pizza Hut outlet in North Korea? Yeah, right!
Because the people the US would tell this secret to is a high placed Pali.
Yup...that is who you’d tell.
“The disguise would turn the smaller building into a “Pizza Hut” selling both normal and poisoned pizzas.”
There’s a difference?
Just dust off the old “Whack Castro” playbook. I’m sure it’s still lying around the White House somewhere. Lots of good advice in there.
My favorite plot was the exploding cigar!
Maybe we can get cuck boy Kushner to deliver it to Fearless Leader wearing a Bullwinkle mask. And a blue blazer of course.
The US is not in the business of knocking off a foreign head of state. That would be an act of war.
There is something wrong with the story.
Now that they’ve advertised this, they’ll have to switch to Plan B...Make it a McDonalds and a poisoned Big Mac instead
Don’t get too excited. It’s called strategic deception and it happens a lot.
Pizza Hut? WTF?
Because regime change has always worked out so well for the US in the past.....
Gangneung Incident, 1996
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1996_Gangneung_submarine_infiltration_incident
Nork Rekon team infiltrating from mini-sub run aground, executions, fire-fights, pursuits, bunch of guys get killed, only ONE Nork is captured alive.
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