Posted on 03/08/2017 8:03:31 PM PST by farming pharmer
WATCH: Comedian Asks Women’s Marchers to Make Him a Sandwich
After every women’s protest, social media is flooded with the same redundant comment, “Why don’t they make me a sandwich?”
Comedian Tim Young taking his safety into his own hands, went to the Day Without A Woman March in DC to ask the protesters that very question.
Watch the video and see the unexpected results!
If God didn’t intend for women to work in the kitchen, why did he fill them up with milk and eggs?
Once again, the natural balance of the universe returns to normal for a moment!
In before the low IQ comedians post "Make me a sammich" over and over, because "sammich" is still funny after over 20 years of using it.
It was never funny.
LOL!
Why do brides wear white? To match the stove and fridge.
Why do women have such small feet? So they can reach all four oven burners better.
(Those are from my wife)
I’m a single guy and I can cook, clean up and look after myself.
Seriously, all a guy needs a woman for is sexual companionship.
The rest he can do is by hiring a maid.
And you don’t have to be unhappy when your hair starts falling out and she no longer finds your beer belly figure attractive and your sex drive is diminished.
Guys have woman-free options these days. The latter are the ones selling themselves short.
You need a woman for sexual companionship? You can hire a maid for the rest? Hire the made for everything?
I was being facetious.
Don’t worry, robots will eliminate the need for women in the future.
Feminists have made their own bed. They should be happy men are no longer interested in them.
If it flies, floats or fornicates;lease it.
Sexual companionship is cheaper when rented according to my brother. His wife cost in 800K. His housekeeper does the rest.
Not near as funny as people so peevish that they need to comment on people humorous use ofa common colloquialism.
With everything going on right now your fastidious concern over a bit of humor seems more than a bit trtie and prudish. I other words ‘Lighten up Francis!”
Ok....that one really, really made me laugh.
One of my favorite songs of all time.
I remember reading somewhere
100 ways a beer is better
than a woman...
I’ve been married 43 years
and I’m pretty sure she
(my wife ) still loves me.
I still tease her with the
snide chauvinist stuff though.
She thinks all this pu**yhat
stuff is ridiculous...
pingette
Re “A day without women”.
And what did we end up with?
* “Silence”
* Rachel Carson wrote a book about this day, “Silent Spring”.
* Simon & Garfunkle, “The Sounds of Silence”
* “Hush”, by “Deep Purple
* Made my own lunch, thank you! Tuna fish on real rye with mayo
*Bought a female life-sized rubber doll, just in case!
from one of the comments:
“Ain’t no sandwich when she’s goooone... I can only make PB&Jaaaaa... Ain’t no sandwich when she’s goooone... and my stomach just rumbles and groans every time she goes awaaaay... And I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know... I just look that cutting board... Ain’t no sandwich when she’s gooone...”
LOL
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