Posted on 01/10/2017 9:49:40 PM PST by doug from upland
NOTE: #1 in a series of reports I have obtained from secret sources during several face to face meetings in a Washington, DC parking garage. Rather than giving it to Julian Assange, I have chosen to report it exclusively on FreeRepublic. All my source information will be passed on to Rick Wilson so it can be included in a Trump CIA dossier. The Russians certainly have this report and other very damaging information which they intend to use to blackmail President Trump. Much to the joy of Rosie O'Donnell, Meryl Streep, the Hamilton Elector video participants, the wenches from the view, 95% of the mainstream media, the Caucus of Color, the Muzzie community, millions of illegal aliens, and the vermin who inhabit the Rat Underground, this series of exclusive reports is likely to end the Trump presidency.
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Not many people are aware that a young Donald Trump actually attended Oxford for a short period of time as a Rhodes Scholar after he finished his studies at Wharton.
Unfortunately, Trump was not a serious student. He spent most of his time smoking dope, protesting against the United States and Viet Nam War, and chasing skirts. One day, however, he went way too far.
On a cool British Saturday evening, Trump walked a short distance to a local pub. There he saw a classmate named Eileen Wellstone, who was wearing a mini skirt. The mini skirt and tight sweater caused Trump to experience immediate arousal. After buying her several rounds of shooters and getting her sufficiently drunk, he walked her to his nearby flat where he proceeded to rape her while she went in and out of consciousness.
Just after midnight, Trump hailed a black cab, stuffed her inside and sent her home. He kept her panties as a souvenir. Ms. Wellstone reported the rape at approximately 7 A.M. British authorities had a meeting in the American Embassy in London. A secret deal was negotiated and Wellstone was convinced, i.e., sufficiently bribed, not to press charges. After all, it would be quite a scandal for the Oxford community and for the United States if it were made public that a Rhodes Scholar was a rapist.
Trump was quietly expelled from Oxford and given a one-way plane ticket back to the United States. Despite numerous requests for an interview, Ms. Wellstone has refused our requests. Knowing the history of the Trump "body count," it is likely that even a seven-figure offer from George Soros will not convince her to come forward to testify before Congress.
LOL!!
This will be above the fold in tomorrow’s metro edition of the WaPo and NYT.
These are serious charges! and their total lack of supporting evidence should make them the subject of the Investigation their seriousness merits.
CNN and the CIA will be running with this tomorrow!
Now we know why they can’t disclose their sources.
It’s morons on 4chan trolling them!
Ummm ... in the interest of preventing any undue embarrassment to ignorant youngsters who might “run with this story”, I would point out that Doug has played a little prank on y’all ...
... for while the above story is (to the best of our knowledge) 100% true, the protagonist was in fact none other than future POTUS #42 (aka “The Rapist)...
why does everyone in the media believe Rick Wilson?
It was timed to crash on top of DT’s press conference tomorrow.
I just hate the media
What you say!?!!
Trump is just like Bill Clinton?!!!!?
Hey, I put it under the category of political humor. :)
I expect Rick Wilson to be right on top of this.
And their love child was.....Paul Wellstone.
This is laughable and sad at the same time. The left, the media, and the establishment Republicans hate Trump so much they’ll grab onto anything they think will discredit him. I think now you’re gonna see so many more of these fake reports coming out. The internet trolls know they got these people on the hook and biting the bait big time!
People are not going to believe Wilson. He was punked with a fake story, got it to the CIA, and the fake story was included in a Trump dossier. Just friggin amazing.
I bet the Dummies are jumping for joy and whatever else they do to celebrate. I’m sure they think this is it, Trump is going away.
I confess...I did it...made it up.
Finished the fake news story as I finished the bottle of good wine he gave me.
Yeah, unethical, but I got $50 for it.
Money is money.
sic.
(for another $50, the next devastating expose’ will be about him and his duck. Fake news, but its a job.)
CNN fake news, lets let Pier Morgan and Nigel Farage debunk it. If this had a shilling of substance Hillary would have found it with Soros gold.
You do know this is really about Bill Clinton, don’t you? I took some liberties, however, to embellish a little. I don’t know if anyone has ever reported that Wellstone was bribed to keep quiet. Most people do not know that Clinton never finished his studies at Oxford but have not bothered to find out why.
It is amazing. Probably the most amazing thing this election cycle. I can’t believe anyone would fall for it - show what hate will do to a person’s brain.
Thanks, DFU. As an FR old-timer, I knew where you were going with this from the title. I guess it’s a little too subtle for people who weren’t around here during the Clinton administration.
That would have been a nice touch, but Paul was born in 1944.
I know. But this is the internet.
;^)
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