Posted on 11/09/2016 6:55:24 PM PST by Helicondelta
The flood of Trump-fearing American liberals sneaking across the border into Canada has intensified in the past week. The Republican presidential campaign is prompting an exodus among left-leaning Americans who fear they’ll soon be required to hunt, pray, pay taxes, and live according to the Constitution.
Canadian border residents say it’s not uncommon to see dozens of sociology professors, liberal arts majors, global-warming activists, and “green” energy proponents crossing their fields at night.
“I went out to milk the cows the other day, and there was a Hollywood producer huddled in the barn,” said southern Manitoba farmer Red Greenfield, whose acreage borders North Dakota. “He was cold, exhausted and hungry, and begged me for a latte and some free-range chicken. When I said I didn’t have any, he left before I even got a chance to show him my screenplay, eh?”
In an effort to stop the illegal aliens, Greenfield erected higher fences, but the liberals scaled them. He then installed loudspeakers that blared Rush Limbaugh across the fields, but they just stuck their fingers in their ears and kept coming. Officials are particularly concerned about smugglers who meet liberals just south of the border, pack them into electric cars, and drive them across the border, where they are simply left to fend for themselves after the battery dies.
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Great news. Fewer Liberals voting in US elections. Good riddance.
Wouldn’t they be more comfortable in a dictstorship, say like Venezuela? The government there would be happy to help them redistribute their money. Since they love corruption & oppression so much.
Canada can have them, if they are willing to take them.
Let them stay there.
The humor on this site is awesome.
LOL! The Canadians get it!
How come you didn’t hear or read about conservatives leaving the US for good? It’s always these stupid liberals. Bunch of gutless cowards.
We took it up the chin for 8 years and still standing and these aholes cant even stand one day of Trump?
“Red Greenfield”
That’s a hoot. LOL
I remember this essay from Bush’s re-election... classic.
ICE should print a guide to crossing the border (’boarder’ for those in rio linda) for their safe travels.
Because we have families that we have to feed. We are responsible. Unlike the Occupy Wall Stree crowd.
Good riddance..maybe when I go outside it wont smell like sulfur anymore..America can become AMERICA again
Thanks for posting this: I really did laugh out loud.
Driving into Mexico was good enuf for Sarah Connor.
The perfect time of year for them to migrate. Ottawa and Quebec City are so picturesque at fifteen below zero F (actually, Ville de Quebéc is gorgeous any time of year).
Agee! Get on Tyler’s Zero Hedge Twitter feed. His after market hours stuff is often quite good. Be warned, however. The comment posters on this blog are not free spirits with no political correctness constraints. If you’re not wearing your big girl/big boy panties, you might want to skip the comments.
Oops! That’s “Agree!”
The quote is interesting. It begs for scansion tweaking and a nice backbeat. Doug?
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